First Listen: More Terrible Songs From Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt insist on torturing us with music. It's pretty funny if nothing else, even if the gruesome twosome didn't intend it to be.

A year after the debut of her gawdawful album Superficial, Montag has just released "Heartbeat," a new, mediocre-at-best synthesized dance track.

"Touch me," she sings, or attempts to in vain. "Let me know. Touch me. I don’t need. You enjoy myself. Enjoy myself to the music. Heartbeat."

"I put my heart into this," she tells People. "I want to become a galaxy star."

Whatever that is, we wouldn't recommend holding your breath, girlfriend.

As you may have heard (with the ear scars to prove it), Spencer Pratt has some tunes of his own floating around cyberspace. Of the rap variety.

His latest effort, which you can listen to after the jump, isn't quite as bad as the others. Of course, the bar was set preposterously low, so ...

Shortly after his chicken wing-themed jam, "Ain't No Thang," and his ode to getting paid, "I Get Doe," comes his latest effort, "Go to Work."

Ya Boy and Pete G, whoever they are, collaborated with him on it, and likely regret having done so now. Here it is if you can stomach it ...

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cant believe I jst wasted mt time listening to there music.. That was real bad, GET A LIFE SPIEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THIS GUY HAS NO TIMING WHAT SO EVER. WHAT A MORON.

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WOW!!! tht was soo bad!I could only listen to each for a few seconds!!! tht was jus .....i have no words!!!!!!!hahahah

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Can You Say Tone Deff....Seariously get some Vocal lessions or something, cause u just sound TARIBLE.

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OMGOMG! Heartbeat is the worst song ever!! Heidi, I loved you before, but this is just awful!

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wow that was terrible, what were they thinking!

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PLEASE STOP SIGNING AND GET A LIFE!!!

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WTF was that mess? Who told this girl she can sing? Guess it's my own fault for listening... Yikes!

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Pratt's Rap song is no worse than any rap song. At least he has a positive message to send. "Go to Work!"

Heidi Montag Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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