Classic Jersey Shore: Drunk Snooki Falls on Face, Tells Off Cops, Hauled Off to Jail

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THG's Jersey Shore recap, while thorough, does not do justice to Snooki.

On last night's special episode, she went on a bender so magnificent that she got lost and couldn't find the beach FROM THE BOARDWALK, then when she did make it down, proceeded to eat sand. Then she dropped F-bombs on the cops.

"Get the f**k off me," pleaded Snooki, as JWoww and Deena Nicole cringed. "I'm a f**king good person!" A drunk, hilarious mess of a person, anyway:

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well, I love Jersey Shore, and even tho they all can get a little out of control, I believe that the show is fine. If all the little snobby people want to call everything and anything good on t.v. "trashy", then they should def. take a look at their own lives and kids. Jersey cast love to be loud and have fun...there's NOTHING wrong with that! Truthfully, I think the only reason people are always putting them down so much is that the haters are bored with their own lives! If your life is so boring that you have to try and mess up a good time for everyone else, you need a few shots!, and slapped for that matter...

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Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down shots?
Drinking as much as an elephant drinks.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like all the other oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo!!

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SNOOKI IS SUCH AS DUMB ASS, HOPEFULLY THEY KEEP HER ASS IN JAIL FREAKN DRUNKIE NEEDS TO GROW UP!!!!! SHE DNT DESERVE TO BE FAMOUS, SHE NEEDS TO GO ON WITH HER OOMPA LOOMPA SELF... PS SNOOKIES WORST NITEMARE

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I hope she saves enough money for a new liver.