Classic Jersey Shore: Drunk Snooki Falls on Face, Tells Off Cops, Hauled Off to Jail

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THG's Jersey Shore recap, while thorough, does not do justice to Snooki.

On last night's special episode, she went on a bender so magnificent that she got lost and couldn't find the beach FROM THE BOARDWALK, then when she did make it down, proceeded to eat sand. Then she dropped F-bombs on the cops.

"Get the f**k off me," pleaded Snooki, as JWoww and Deena Nicole cringed. "I'm a f**king good person!" A drunk, hilarious mess of a person, anyway:

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