Chick Falls in Fountain While Texting, Files Lawsuit

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A distracted Pennsylvania woman fell in a fountain at the mall because she was texting so feverishly. That's hilarious, as is the fact that she's now suing the mall!

Oh yes, Cathy Cruz Marrero feels the mall is at fault for not helping her. She claims she could've been badly hurt and the security guards should've helped.

Instead, they laughed. As will you, when you watch this greatness here:

"I'm just like dumbfounded. All I kept saying was, 'I fell. I fell. I fell in the fountain. I fell in the fountain,'" said Marrero. Yes. You sure did, there, Cath.

Marrero has hired a lawyer to pursue legal action. The investigation is ongoing at the mall as to who leaked the video online. Whoever it was, thank you!

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Im going to sue Cathy because of the mental trauma she inflicted on me when I realized such stupidity and greed actually exists in this world.

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Lessons??? Don't walk and text. Don't text while swimming and don't shine your ass on national tv with outstanding felony warrants. Dummy!!!

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That chick is stupid.I been talking about it with everyone lol!!!

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don't text and walk ?????

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What a bruised ego. It is my understanding that when a person hurt themselves when something is right in front of them, it is no one's fault except the injured person. She was not pushed,she was not paying attention to where she was walking. It seems that while she was looking down and texting ,she would have noticed that she was walking over the edge. If she is able to get an attorney to represent her,good, but she might just end up drowning in her own tears. I'm Just Saying!!