Chick Falls in Fountain While Texting, Files Lawsuit

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A distracted Pennsylvania woman fell in a fountain at the mall because she was texting so feverishly. That's hilarious, as is the fact that she's now suing the mall!

Oh yes, Cathy Cruz Marrero feels the mall is at fault for not helping her. She claims she could've been badly hurt and the security guards should've helped.

Instead, they laughed. As will you, when you watch this greatness here:

"I'm just like dumbfounded. All I kept saying was, 'I fell. I fell. I fell in the fountain. I fell in the fountain,'" said Marrero. Yes. You sure did, there, Cath.

Marrero has hired a lawyer to pursue legal action. The investigation is ongoing at the mall as to who leaked the video online. Whoever it was, thank you!

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You r such a joke lady

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She's from the same town as Kate Gosselin ... enough said! LOL

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Having your little feelings hurt because you are being laughed at is not actionable in court. Wonder what legal basis this lawyer is trying to sue on. I read somewhere that she also worked in that mall. That seems to make it even more unbelievable that she missed seeing a giant fountain in there. If I was her I just would have laid low until the attention passed.

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The attorney that takes this case is just as pathetic as she is. She needs to sue her parents for giving her the stupid gene

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Dumb itch!

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I forgot to mention, has anyone gone on YouTube and searched for videos of people falling down? There are millions of them and they are hysterical. Plus, none were seriously injured either. Lighten up lady.

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She didn't like people laughing at her for falling in the fountain but people are REALLY laughing at her for filing the lawsuit. If you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at? If she would have just gone on t.v. and said to people that this was a lesson regarding paying attention if texting, that would have been fine. No, she's humiliated. Yet, she and she alone created the incident. Maybe she will fight to have the mall hire random security guards or people to stand around and correctly guide a shopper in case they may injure themselves while texting. Yeah right.

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Wow. Idiot! In what universe does she think she deserves money from the mall because she did something dumb? Come on lady, it's not like she slipped om a wet floor or something-you walked right into a big ass fountain!! If she is upset about the video getting out too bad! You have no expectation of privacy in public areas of the mall and the video is their property. She did'nt even get hurt. I have a feeling this woman would have trouble chewing gum and walking.
Good luck with those felony charges too idiot.

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She is only butt hurt cuz the video was leaked, get over it all america saw you are a textaholic and now trying to get some money out of this situation!! Get over it seriously!

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Just as Dumb as JoJo's dog, and he jumped a fence backwards!!

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