Charlie Sheen Insists: I'm Fine!!!

by at .

Following his latest evening of porn star banging, cocaine smoking and hospital visiting, Charlie Sheen checked himself into rehab yesterday.

Problem on the verge of being solved, right. More like: Yeah, right.

Very soon after the actor entered an undisclosed treatment center, he sent a text message to Radar Online editor-in-chief Dylan Howard. It didn't exactly read like a man who has moved past the denial stage.

Charlie Sheen wrote one porn star a $30,000 check this week. It's a small price to pay for crack-smoking company.

"People don't seem to get it," Sheen wrote. "Guy can't have a great time and do his job also?"

As for critics, which include his concerned boss at CBS and 95% of the population, listen up: You're just a "bunch of turds," Charlie added.

The Two and a Half Men star might take issue with the following question even being asked (get clean from what?!?), but you tell us: Can Charlie Sheen get clean?

 
View Poll »

Tags:

Related Stories

    Comments (10 Total)


    You are posting as a guest. To post as a user, please Sign In or Register


    Avatar
    Reply
    golf lady

    A reputable chemical dependency treatment center (rehab) wouldn't allow him to have a cell phone during his initial stay. He's already off to a bad start.

    Avatar
    Reply
    emjaycee

    He is eeeeewwwww gross! and a symbol of extreme sexism when you compare his treatment in hollywood to Lindsay Lohan's who was nowhere as out of control as this dude. He's even got domestic violence on his rap sheet. highest paid tv actor. he has always made me feel ill at the slightest mention of his name. they can put his comment on his gravestone if he doesn't wake up like, yesterday...

    Avatar
    Reply
    mog

    i would do him for $30 000...if you covered me in 3 whole body condoms

    Avatar
    Reply
    Psychohontas

    God bless him! He is so far removed from reality. But really its his funeral. He is grown. He ought to have some consideration for his children though.

    Avatar
    Reply
    Brianna

    turds? really?... the rest of your behavior seems very uh.... "mature" so why not use a normal word.