Angelina Pivarnick Seeks Reality Show, Attempts to Retain Z-List Status

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Having been banished from Jersey Shore twice in as many seasons, the exiled Angelina Pivarnick is now gearing up for her own reality TV show.

Don't hold your breath there, girlfriend.

After her single “I’m Hot” inexplicably failed to gain any fans in the music world, she’s grappling to stay in the limelight by any means necessary.

Dirty Little Hamster

Desperate times call for desperate fame whores.

She’s even in talks with her sworn enemy, Kerry Schwartz of VH1’s Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair to star in a reality new series together.

Somehow, we don't see it happening. Just a hunch.

The two enemies were even scheduled for a celebrity boxing match at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City but never made it into the ring.

They both were involved in separate altercations before their bout, of course. Aside from bar fights, this may be the last time you hear of either.

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