Presenting: The Kardashian Khristmas Kard!

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The Kardashians have a message for fans: merry Christmas!

Actually, they have a few messages for fans: merry Christmas, check out how beautiful we are, purchase the designer clothes on our backs, click around our blogs to see more photos from this shoot, increase our number of page views and make us as much money as possible.

That's just how this family rolls. Check out its really creepy holiday card below and watch behind the scenes coverage of the pictorial in this video.

Kardashian Christmas Card
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One picture is worth 1,000 words, so this is how The Kardashians look when they all get together in the same arena.

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Amazing how an entire family has achieved (undeserved) fame and (undeserved) fortune because of a sister's enormous ass. Kim Kardashian just looks like a fat slut. Oh, yeah, that's right, she is.

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WHY ARE BRUCE'S KIDS NOT IN THIS PIC OR ARE THEY NOT PART OF HIS FAMILY ANY MORE, I'D BE PISSED IF I WAS HIS KID AND LEFT OUT EVEN IF I WASN'T A KARDASHIAN, FAMILY IS FAMILY. A SAD PIC! SORRY!

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They are pissed because they are *not getting paid for this photo!!

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wow...so many things wrong with this pic its hard to know where to start...I guess we will start right and go left...Kourtney looks like a monkey with her hair like that, and are they the black sheep of the family kinda looks like they are being pushed out of the pic...are those 2 huge teal rats on that girls sholders, someone save her please...Khloe looks like she may have crotch itch and getting ready to scratch...they all look soooo pissed off...and the all the way to the left...WHAT A DISASTER!! She looks like a zombie in a bad dress....I really hope this is a joke not a really xmas pic...unless they are spreading the gift of laughter....

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Hahahahahahaha they look like the Addams family =DDD

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All year long the Kardashians have been exploiting themselves to make millions,and being paid just to show up at events. It is just like their characters to send this grim portrait out to their viewers just because they had to pay the photographer,instead of being paid.
P.S.
What a sour group of Lemonheads!!

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Looks more to me, like a flashback to "Dark Shadows"....i.e. a defunct, OLD vampire enhanced TV soap opera!

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How gloomy. The previous Vampire references are correct. Especially the K girl on the lower left/stairs. reminds me of Elvira,queen of the night. Kinda morbid.

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Cool photo. Very Addams Family. The Jenner girl standing next to Kim kind of looks like an alien. Where are the Jenner sons? I've seen the sons in a past photo. This photo looks too perfect like it is made for the media rather than a personal x-mas photo. I'm done critisizing. NEXT article please.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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