Kontrived Kardashian Kover Khronicles: Kids to Kome!

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From WORLD EXCLUSIVES to HOLIDAY MIRACLES, a pair of supermarket tabloids have the Kardashians covered this week.

There's just one problem: no one in that family is pregnant or planning to adopt any children. Other than that, these stories are 100% accurate...

In one of the funnier made-up quotes of the year, an imaginary source claims Kim Kardashian will use her trip to South Africa this month to scout potential children for adoption.

"Kim has really come around to the idea that she could raise an orphan as her own child and surround it with the love and family that she grew up with," says an anonymous friend. "She's not afraid to be a single mom. She knows she has the money and the support network to raise a baby. Now she just has to find the child that she can be a mother to."

In related news, we hear that kids in South Africa have been hitch-hiking their way out of town at a record pace these days.

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    eboni

    Wow u ppl r seriously ignorant.. The most important thing is those kids that don't have a home. N regardless of her sex tape or whatever she's still doing a great n selfless thing that I'm sure none of u wud do. I don't agree with everything that Kim does but damn she's only human u all act like u haven't done things u wish u cud take back. Plus I'm sure she doesn't care what any of u think she's a fucking millionaire !! Get a life..

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    Nani

    1st of all , I think the K's are awsome!!! With everything that this family has been through I really respect the fact that they take the time to even glance at what you all have to say about them... I as a single mom gone married to my best friend after 6 years can say that wheather she wants to have her own like her sister or give a perfect lil life a better way and place to live , who are you to say yes or no!!! I mean this is something not everyone could or would do and I think that one less lonely baby in this world the better!!! God Bless you Kim and keep doing what you do best...Live Beautiful

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    Kristin

    I'm sorry Kim should never be allowed to adopt an innocent child. The fact that she has no morals and sold her dignity for fame speaks volumes about her. Her mother is vile and the fact that she makes money whoring her family makes me vomit! God forbid Kim have a daughter Kim and Kris will teach her to chase rich black men and suck d!ck for fame and fortune. I just feel so sorry for Mason having to be raised in that family.