From WORLD EXCLUSIVES to HOLIDAY MIRACLES, a pair of supermarket tabloids have the Kardashians covered this week.
There's just one problem: no one in that family is pregnant or planning to adopt any children. Other than that, these stories are 100% accurate...
In one of the funnier made-up quotes of the year, an imaginary source claims Kim Kardashian will use her trip to South Africa this month to scout potential children for adoption."Kim has really come around to the idea that she could raise an orphan as her own child and surround it with the love and family that she grew up with," says an anonymous friend. "She's not afraid to be a single mom. She knows she has the money and the support network to raise a baby. Now she just has to find the child that she can be a mother to."
In related news, we hear that kids in South Africa have been hitch-hiking their way out of town at a record pace these days.