Kim Kardashian Resolves to Stay Single in 2011
Kim Kardashian has bad news for all professional athletes: she doesn't plan on dating again over the next calendar year.
"I want to try to be single my whole year of being 30," Kim said during an appearance on The Rachael Ray Show today. "I've never just dated and done whatever I wanted."
On one hand, Kim thinks remaining single will be simple - "I have a hundred different jobs," she lies. "When do I have time to really focus on someone?" - but on another, she's already backing off the statement she just made.
"I've made a promise to myself and I'm really trying hard to stick to it, but I'm such a hopeless romantic that it's hard. I don't think that's going to last, because that's just how I am. But the fact that I'm trying is a big step for me!"
We can think of one way to keep the men away, Kim: show them your family's frightening Christmas card.
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April 20th, 2011 9:29 PM
haha i love my ass it looks great and its 8 inches bigger than my waist
January 2nd, 2011 2:57 AM
Ur so disgusting u have nothin nice 2 say , its a shame we all live in a world with people..oh i meant awful heartless humans..
January 2nd, 2011 2:53 AM
Ur all very mean...every1 makes mistakes ,jst bcuz kim made a sex tape years ago u dnt hve 2 bring it up evrytime...and im totally sure u two are soo alone u never experienced life ,u thnk u'l become famous if u write bad things about kim!! Goodluck with that , there's a sayn tht goes wht cme's around...so if i were u i would shut my mouth and do somthn bettr!
Rank: D-Lister
December 18th, 2010 8:37 PM
@ Brittney - OK... I hear ya. But, I would really like to see her with less make-up. My experience is that with that much, it usually is to cover-up something undesireable. Besides, it ruins the collars on guys dress shits. Trust me on that one. Thanks
December 18th, 2010 10:47 AM
Kim maybe finally realising that no man wants to take her seriously with her reputation, with the exception of Reggie the fool Kim has not had a relationship Nick Cannon, Evan Ross, The Game, Miles Austin, Christiano Ronaldo, Kris Humphries, Gabriel Aubrey, Fabolous, Kanye West, Nick Lachey, Marques Houston etc have all f*cked Kim peed on her and left none of them wanted to seriously date her! Reggie is one of these seriously slow athletes who did not get the hit and quit a hoe memo smdh!
December 18th, 2010 4:14 AM
OK "d-bo44....." maybe I went too far with the "WISHING" an std. But u get my pt right? These guys are just after the ass & cute face. Which I don't care who u are or what u say but that broad has a beautiful face. About the ass, it's not that kim's ass is perfect (hell no) but nowadays people are embracing the "nice curves" which in hollywood very few gals have, u know, like marilyn monroe kind of curves not 5'3 & 155 lbs kind of curves. Hahaha. Unless u like the typical ruler stick chick with a flat ass and chest, u'll know what I mean.
December 17th, 2010 4:22 PM
@d3licious: can you spell hypocrite? Why are you telling other people to learn to spell when you can't even use punctuation marks or proper grammar? But I have to agree with most people here, she really just means "my last few relationships went so terribly that now I just want to fuck around"
December 17th, 2010 3:04 PM
I just don't get it!!! Most of us guys have spent years...some, even decades having to answer to our girlfriends/wives... "Do these pants make my butt look big"? Help me out here guys... what the hell happened? Are we now expected to say "HELL YA"? I'll take advice from the ladies too. The floor is yours
December 17th, 2010 2:37 PM
And one more thing... who in their right mind would want the 'Kardashian Slime'?!?!? It's a known fact that that ooooze won't wash-off and has a lot of staying power. To advance my theory... take a look at Reggie Bush's and Miles Austin's pass reception stats Pre-Kim vs. Post-Kim.
Rank: D-Lister
December 17th, 2010 1:57 PM
Hahahahahahahahhahahhah.........hahahahahahah !!! Someone thinking that I WISH I could get an STD from KIM? Uhhh... NO THANKS!!! To make a point, if I had to choose sex between Kim or Jane from 'Survivor', Kim would remain 'single' . The tribe has spoken!!!