Joe Francis Confirms Christina McLarty Breakup

Joe Francis has confirmed his split from Christina McLarty.

His publicist said: “After careful and thoughtful consideration on both of our parts, Christina and I have mutually decided to end our relationship. We entered into our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness that we leave it."

"We wish each other the best for the future. There was no divorce and there will be no divorce because the couple was never legally married."

Francis and Christina McLarty had a civil ceremony "wedding" just last month, but apparently it didn't count. Just a couple of points here:

• Way to copy Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds' statement.
• Is the engagement ring she's flashing in this photo fake as well?
• Why did we even include them on our celebrity weddings page?
• The world's largest d-bag is on the market! Get in line, ladies!