Happy 31st Birthday, Holly Madison!
by Hilton Hater at .It's a special Holly Day for a certain, often-naked reality star.
Holly Madison turns 31 today, likely celebrating the occasion by giving thanks that she's no longer having intercourse with a man old enough to be her grandfather.
A failed Dancing with the Stars contestant, Madison has turned her penchant for nudity into a series with E!. This would be slightly more impressive if that network didn't hand out reality shows like they were Chinese food menus.
Still, Holly has worked her way up from humble beginnings in Oregon to being named the top Hooters girl of all-time by that restaurant chain in 2008. Talk about an accomplishment! Send in your birthday wishes now and ogle away at the following photo montage:
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Comments (6 Total)
DAMM...GIRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LOOKING GOOD KEEP IT UP, DONT LISTEN TO THE HATERS!!!!
happy late birthday holly you are around my age i liked you in the girls next door and your new show iam so sorry about hef and new firnce
You have no talent. If it wasn't for your fake tits and screwing GRANDPA HEF you would still be in Hooters for the OLD AND USELESS.
You have made it socially acceptable to be some rich guy's sugarbaby. To be a ditzy, abnoxious, wasteful sugarbaby. Bravo.
Holly is only 31 whoa I thought the tart was at least 45 years old.