Happy Birthday, Ali Lohan!

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With all the hullabaloo over Lindsay Lohan's rehab scuffle, we almost forgot her sister Ali's birthday today. Congrats to the future Betty Ford patient!

Ali Lohan is 17 going on 37. Have an underage drink on her tonight - you know she will be. The (rotten) apple doesn't far from the tree, as they say.

Our wish for Aliana this year ... emancipation.

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So sad, she's just going to go down the tube like her big sis!
Sure, happy b-day wish you had a better family!


Crap. Can't just say Happy Birthday and wish her luck? You guys said she'd be in all sorts of trouble last year. She isn't and she's weathered all sorts of storms in her family life. She doesn't want to be emancipated, she loves and supports everyone in her family but is estranged from her father.


The Lohan crew is the worst pair of kids in the celeb eye.. Their Mother should be ASHAMED of her horrid parenting skills. I mean no one is perfect but God but gosh HORRIBLE!

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Ali Lohan Biography

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Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, and the youngest daughter of Michael and Dina Lohan. Pray for her. Seriously. Ali Lohan is... More »
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Ali Lohan Quotes

I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.

Ali Lohan

My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.

Ali Lohan [on terrible mom, Dina]