Fashion Critic Lambasts Dash NYC as Overpriced Theme Park
Is it possible Kim Kardashian and her sisters are not as fashionable as previously believed?
Might a store that carries their name also carry nothing but ugly, overpriced knockoffs?
These are crazy notions, we know, but they're the opinions expressed by Jon Caramanica, a fashion critic for The New York Times who spent time inside SoHo's Dash NYC this week.
One man's take on Dash NYC? "As in most theme parks, there wasn't anything worth carrying away but memories."
"Some items were baffling," Caramanica writes. "Even Khloé on her worst pre-marriage day might have struggled with the pink fur shrug ($484)."
Referring to a $430 hat, the critic comments: "You could wear this look, in the same way you could hire an enthusiastic 5-year-old as your stylist."
Overall, "Dash is a fashion desert, just oodles of drapey cowl necks and embellished cap sleeves and synthetic fibers. Clothes are essentially split into two categories of fit: vacuum-sealed and hot-air balloon."
And, in case you were wondering: yes, you can actually purchase QuikTrim products at the store, along with $10 bottles of water with pictures of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim on them.
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December 25th, 2010 11:27 PM
Wowwww people are haters!!I love the kardashians and to me they are really smart taking every deal that comes there way? This guy probably doesn't even know how to dress don't be a hater cause u don't have store !!!!!!
December 13th, 2010 7:42 PM
Adam lamberts hair on kourtney looks good. Shrek totally DOES look she just rocked a huge fart. And tits looks fake and wanting cock as always. Classic Kardashians
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December 11th, 2010 10:08 AM
WHY WHEN KHOLE SMILES IT LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST SMELT A BIG FART JUST LOOK AT ALL HER PICS!!!!!!
December 11th, 2010 4:06 AM
Who gives a c*ap! If I were making mad money like they were i wouldn't care if my store was selling toothpicks worth $20!!! & jesse, ur a sick, sad little boy. Respect the dead!!! dumba**! Didn't mommy teach u better?
December 10th, 2010 6:47 PM
of course its crap!
December 10th, 2010 10:50 AM
jesse you need help!!!!!!!!
December 10th, 2010 9:09 AM
Who cares if it's over priced garbage. No one is forced to shop there or buy the items. They could sell dust bunnies for $1000 per clump, if people want to dish out the money for it that is their choice.
December 10th, 2010 12:27 AM
DASH FOR CASH.
December 9th, 2010 9:28 PM
geez, the Kardashians are on EVERYTHING!!! sick of them!
December 9th, 2010 9:22 PM
These girls have the nasty taste in clothes that we smell when they walk by. How bad do the kartrashians smell...armenian smells like rotten eggs. we all know the monster mom kris looks like a man. keep watching folks it's the fall of the kardashian dynasty...look how daddy ended up ...6 feet under//LOL