Fashion Critic Lambasts Dash NYC as Overpriced Theme Park

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Is it possible Kim Kardashian and her sisters are not as fashionable as previously believed?

Might a store that carries their name also carry nothing but ugly, overpriced knockoffs?

These are crazy notions, we know, but they're the opinions expressed by Jon Caramanica, a fashion critic for The New York Times who spent time inside SoHo's Dash NYC this week.

Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

One man's take on Dash NYC? "As in most theme parks, there wasn't anything worth carrying away but memories."

"Some items were baffling," Caramanica writes. "Even Khloé on her worst pre-marriage day might have struggled with the pink fur shrug ($484)."

Referring to a $430 hat, the critic comments: "You could wear this look, in the same way you could hire an enthusiastic 5-year-old as your stylist."

Overall, "Dash is a fashion desert, just oodles of drapey cowl necks and embellished cap sleeves and synthetic fibers. Clothes are essentially split into two categories of fit: vacuum-sealed and hot-air balloon."

And, in case you were wondering: yes, you can actually purchase QuikTrim products at the store, along with $10 bottles of water with pictures of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim on them.

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Wowwww people are haters!!I love the kardashians and to me they are really smart taking every deal that comes there way? This guy probably doesn't even know how to dress don't be a hater cause u don't have store !!!!!!

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Adam lamberts hair on kourtney looks good. Shrek totally DOES look she just rocked a huge fart. And tits looks fake and wanting cock as always. Classic Kardashians

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WHY WHEN KHOLE SMILES IT LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST SMELT A BIG FART JUST LOOK AT ALL HER PICS!!!!!!

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Who gives a c*ap! If I were making mad money like they were i wouldn't care if my store was selling toothpicks worth $20!!! & jesse, ur a sick, sad little boy. Respect the dead!!! dumba**! Didn't mommy teach u better?

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of course its crap!

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jesse you need help!!!!!!!!

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Who cares if it's over priced garbage. No one is forced to shop there or buy the items. They could sell dust bunnies for $1000 per clump, if people want to dish out the money for it that is their choice.

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DASH FOR CASH.

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geez, the Kardashians are on EVERYTHING!!! sick of them!

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These girls have the nasty taste in clothes that we smell when they walk by. How bad do the kartrashians smell...armenian smells like rotten eggs. we all know the monster mom kris looks like a man. keep watching folks it's the fall of the kardashian dynasty...look how daddy ended up ...6 feet under//LOL