Chelsea Handler on Angelina Jolie: What an Effin %$#&!

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Sources say that Angelina Jolie really hates Thanksgiving.

But hate is not even a strong enough word to describe how Chelsea Handler apparently feels about this A-list actress.

During a stand-up set in Newark, New Jersey last night, the E! host absolutely went off on Jolie, using words that we don't even feel comfortable printing here. Let's just say Handler doesn't exactly believe in the good intentions behind Brangelina's multiple adoptions.

Put the kids to bed and check out the minute-long rant below:

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Chelsea is an angry stand up comedian.. She likes to speak her mind out & expresses her opinion about anything

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i agree sharon but being a man she has a slutty sex appeal

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tiffanii, your statement hat none of us know what it is like to make that ultimate commitment is completely wrong. Do you even know any of us? Clearly not, as I made that commitment 15 years ago, and I'm still in it. So I guess you might wish to amend your statement. And by the way, who are you to tell anyone else to stfu? you are the one who ought to stfu, as you clearly don't even remotely know what you're talking about with your "none of y'all know what it's like" nonsense.

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As if you people even know these people! and who even cares about the whole pitt-jolie thing? that's so old already.The Tourist is a giant sack of crap, by the way.

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she "speaking of chelsea" is a wet musky smelling woman who loves to have her holes filled

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I don't understand why Chelsea isso concerned about Brad & A. Jolie relationshiip. I love Ms. Jolie so Chelsea, Get a life and stop being so low-class!

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CHELSEY HANDLER IS ONE COMPLETE PAIN IN THE ARSE. I AM BEING NICE. SOMEONE OUGHT TO SEW UP HER MOUTH PERMANENTLY. SHE IS A USELESS SKANK. IFBRAD DID NOT WANT ANGELINA HE WOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT. I DO NOT THINK HE EVER LOVED JENNIFER. BRAD IS HAPPY AS A CLAM NOW.

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Personally, I don't like Handler or Jolie. I don't care how many kids she has or has adopted, I still remember when she was 20 and was lip banging a chick. That someone can go from that to guys, and then to Brad Pitt, I find insincere and untrustworthy.

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i think the general public fail to look pass angelina's big jugs and those DSLs. chelsea is just telling it like it is.

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I used to like Chelsea, I thought she was funny. But, for the last few months she has gotten too crude, I can't stomach her anymore. I am surprised that Jennifer Aniston is friends with her, but the way it sounds I would hate to be her enemy.

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