Breaking Non-News: Twilight Baby on the Way!

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In Breaking Dawn, Bella will give birth to Renesmee, a half-vampire, half-human child to be played by Mackenzie Foy.

Since when is the main storyline in a best-selling novel and planned blockbuster considered "BREAKING NEWS?" Since a tabloid could slap the word "BABY!" alongside photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and try to fool readers into thinking this real-life couple was expecting.

Happy Robsten

We're on to you, OK! Weekly...

This isn't the first time a trashy magazine has tried to claim Stewart was pregnant. Heck, it's not even the second time.

Publishers will only cease such antics when you, the consumer, stop buying their products. Rest assured: if Kristen ever actually gets knocked up with Robert's baby, THG will be the first to tell you. For free.

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It says Bella's pregnancy....not Kristen's......in the mag they talk about filming the pregnancy scenes.....they aren't saying Kristen is pregnant.

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GET A GRIP ISABELLA MARIE (SWAN) CULLEN IS PREGNANT! YOU ALL MUST KNOW MOVIE - TWILIGHT SAGA BREAKING DAWN!! YOU ARE ALL MAKING BIG THING OUT NOTHING!! IT IS A MOVIE AND IT IS NOT REAL!! SO WAKE UP FROM YOUR BIGGEST WET DREAM PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!

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I LOVE YOU THG!!!!! I SEEN THOSE HEADLINES ON THE MAGAZINE WHEN WE GO SHOPPING!!! MY SISTER WHO DOESNT KEEP UP WITH ALL THE GOSSIP ALWAYS GETS SHOCKED WHEN SHE SEES THOSE AND I HAVE TO TELL HER HOW FAKE THEY ARE!!!

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ha ha I love the way you phrased that! :)

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i love twilight

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Isn't it ridiculous? I doubt even fanatical tweens would buy that fodder! Or if they do... Now I know why we're in a recession. -_-

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very cool

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I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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