Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Follow THG on Twitter and Facebook for 24/7/365 coverage. Right now, let's look back at the stars, stories and scandals that made headlines this week ...
Wills and Kate are getting married. Tony and Eva are divorcing.
- Kate Middleton and Prince William are getting married! After many years of dating and countless rumors about their future, they're making it official.
- Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's divorce came as a major surprise this week. The fact that he was sexting Erin Barry - his teammate's wife? Shocking.
- Bristol Palin somehow advanced to the finals on Dancing With the Stars. Only Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey stand between Bristol and the Mirror Ball.
He said, she said. She also recorded ... a lot.
- Oksana Grigorieva went on Larry King to describe how Mel Gibson is insane. His lawyers contend she doctored pics and her abuse allegations are lies.
- Demi Lovato has been described as an out of control mess, but friends and co-stars say she's doing better lately, and may even be sent home soon.
- Kate Gosselin is a terrible mom. No, seriously, she's this bad.
- Willow Palin came under scrutiny for a gay slur on Facebook.
- Glee took some seriously funny shots at Lindsay Lohan.
- Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was busted for battery.
- Floyd Mayweather has also been accused of assault.
- Bruce Beresford-Redman was charged with murder.
- Ryan Reynolds was named the Sexiest Man Alive.
- Michael Jackson and Akon released a new single.
- What caused the breakup of Miley's family?
- This has to be the best safe sex PSA ever.
- Chris Brown is awesome at probation.
- T.I. is sick of jail!
Congratulations to the future Mr. and Mrs. Jessica Simpson!
- Jessica Simpson is engaged to Eric Johnson!
- Dean Sheremet and Sarah Silver are engaged!
- So are Chuck Liddell and Heidi Northcott! Woo!
- Chad Ochocinco proposed to Evelyn Lozada!
- Greg Norman and Kirsten Kunter got married!
- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt renewed their vows.
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden may wed soon.
- Britney Spears' parents, Jamie and Lynn, reconciled.
- Robsten is getting married (in Breaking Dawn)!!!
- Steve and Alejandra Nash had a baby, then split.
- Lil Wayne may have another lil kid! Go DNA tests!
- Michael Phelps might be dating Brittny Gastineau.