Did I ever mention I played football in High School??
Donald: Kim, let's get together, we could be known as "The Toosh and the Toupe`"
Kim: But I don't see a video camera around?
I am the wealthiest person at this event!!
Kim, darling, I could make you into a different kind of reality star, really.....
You know Kim, my heliKopter is much bigger than your step-dad's.
"Hi I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and I piss crooked!! If your up for the task, I pay very well!!"
"Hey I like to fuck on the first date" (crickets chirping)
"Excuse me senorita we have a toilet clogged up in the men's bathroom can you bring me your supervisor please"
Don't look now, but we have been Kaptured by Kodak!!
"Just keep smiling Kim lets not make a big scene, uhmm your belly button is so warm"
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