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In last Friday's edition of THG's Caption Contest, we challenged readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Ashton and Demi

Thanks to Brittney Jones and other factors, there was plenty of material here. Our winner is lhart23. Congratulations on a job well done.

Having a Ball Together

Honorable mentions go out to Tabitha Thaiba and Linda. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in our next contest ...

Demi: Smile, even though it hurts.
Ashton: I hope somebody has a Nikon RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

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Jake Pavelka, the former star of The Bachelorette, The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars, has a new girlfriend in Meghan Jones, a Dallas wedding planner.

The pool of available men must be running dry in north Texas.

Tournament of THG Couples Bracket

Just kidding ... sort of. Anyway, the two made their public debut Monday at Dancing With the Stars' 200th episode party in Los Angeles. Here's a photo:

Meghan Jones loves Jake Pavelka. She must not watch much TV.

"She makes me look really good!" Jake said, noting that a "great friend" introduced them "less than two months ago." Wait... Jake has friends? This is a wild story.

While she lives in Dallas and he's in L.A., they haven't faced too many distance issues yet. "Her family actually lives in Orange County," Jake Pavelka said.

Jake, who was dubiously engaged to Vienna Girardi earlier this year, is just gushing about Meghan Jones. Their favorite way to spend time together? Travel.

"We're going to flip a coin in the morning," he said. "It's either going to be Hawaii, Australia, Bali or Bangkok." We'd suggest eHarmony instead, Megs.

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Now we know why Kim Kardashian takes her clothes off all the time.

It's not because she lacks the talent to make headlines any other way. Okay... that is actually a major reason why.

Kim on the Katwalk

But it's also because the alternative is for Kim to dress herself in ways that are harmful to the retinas of all that stare too closely. Consider yourself warned, readers, and then take a look at the latest monstrosity donned by Kim at a New Jersey Nets game on Sunday afternoon.

She was in attendance because LeBron James and the Heat were in town, meaning Kim could sit courtside and pose for the camera. It's what she does best, after all...

Kim Kardashian's outfit is...

 

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There was talk of disintegrating marriages on The Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. There was also a major craving for pickles.

Fortunately, our THG intern is here to run down the latest series of scripted events on this Bravo hit. Sit back, try not to lose your breakfast and enjoy...

The ladies were all around frisky this week.  Kandi is hosting her "Kandi Koated Nights" webcast and invites Kim as her special guest.  The topic: Cheaters.  Does Kim consider herself one? No way!  And let's just make it clear that she doesn't have any "beef curtains," either!  We also learn that Kandi has been in a contest with a friend to see who can remain celibate for a year. This explains the raunchy nature of her show. That's where she's getting her jollies these days.

Nene and Cynthia are hanging out a lot more because Nene's marital problems with Gregg have surfaced. Since her plastic surgeon has given her the okay to guzzle down wine again, Nene hangs out at Cynthia's house and complains to Cynthia about her disintegrating 13-year-old marriage to Gregg. 

Nene doesn't trust Gregg and is annoyed that she gave him her 20s and 30s and all it's brought her is a run down body and grief.  She tells Cynthia she's near her breaking point and is seriously thinking about divorcing Gregg.  This terrifies Cynthia and confirms her fear of marriage.

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Wow. Amber Portwood is really going to beat his ass this time.

Gary Shirley was seen grinding on another girl (as seen in the image posted by Radar Online after the jump) in the latest drama from the Teen Mom tandem.

"They were making out, whispering to each other. She was even nibbling on Gary's ear," a witness said. "They were dancing and grinding with each other."

Has Gary Shirley moved on from Amber Portwood?

Despite being hit by Amber Portwood on national TV, then being dumped so she could date another man, Gary Shirley has stood by the Teen Mom star.

Why? It's extremely difficult to figure out. Seems he just can't quit her.

The parents of baby Leah even renewed their commitment recently. After seeing this, she's gonna renew her commitment to punching him in the head.

The most astonishing thing about Gary's creepin'? The girl was cute.

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Sources say Miley Cyrus got back together with Liam Hemsworth because she was seeking a sense of stability in the face of her parents' divorce.

So we wonder how the singer will take this news: the Australian actor was spotted Down Under this weekend, attending the Myer Derby After Dark Party at a nightclub - and he wasn't alone.

Sex Scene

Part-time model Yolanda Vendy met Liam that day and was by his side all night, onlookers confirm, as the blonde was asked if she and Hemsworth were friends. Her mysterious response? If that's what you want to call it.

Vendy (pictured, middle) and Hemsworth reportedly spent most of the night whispering to each other and were two of the last guests to leave the festivities.

This doesn't mean Liam was unfaithful to Miley, of course. For her sake, considering all she's going through in her personal life, we hope he's remaining loyal. But Hemsworth should know that perception is often reality and should be taking extreme measures these days to avoid circumstances such as this.

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No wonder Devon James has been conjuring up every lie in the book in an effort to squeeze money out of former lover Tiger Woods: She's bankrupt!

The Florida porn star selling an alleged Tiger Woods sex tape, which she claims she was offered $300,000 for the rights to. Guess that wasn't true.

Bankruptcy papers Devon and husband Nick James filed under penalty of perjury list their assets at zero to $50,000. No mention of any Tiger tape.

Tiges in Action

SO MANY HOLES: Devon James' story has more than Tiger ... never mind.

The brazen Devon James, who falsely claimed Tiger Woods was the father of her love child Austin earlier this year, is actually $231,124.01 in debt.

Amazingly, they are still accepting orders on tigertapexxx [dot] com and are still advertising "Devon James and Tiger Woods Sex Tape On Sale Now."

They claim on the site, which accepts payment via Visa, MasterCard and PayPal, that the tape will be released Nov. 15. It was previously Nov. 1.

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Maybe it's boasting, but somehow it fits. If Katy Perry rated herself a 5-6, that just wouldn't fit with our perception of her or boost her record sales much.

Her childhood may have been a bit sheltered, but as an adult, the pop star has no qualms about her wild ways in the bedroom with husband Russell Brand.

Katy Perry Esquire Cover

"Like Ludacris raps, 'I'm a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,'" she told Now Magazine. "If you ask Russell I'm sure he'd give me a 10 out of 10."

GOLD STANDARD: Katy Perry sets it, bedroom-style.

The pair, who got married in India last month, are happy as can be, and Perry isn't worried about her hubby straying, despite a history of skirt-chasing.

"He's made no secret of his life before me, but that's then and this is the future," she said. "He's cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he'd never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100 percent."

If the "Firework" is really a 10 out of 10, why bother?!

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Despite battling through major mental and physical anguish, Jennifer Grey continued to leave her mark as Dancing With the Stars' gold standard this season.

The stunning elimination of Audrina Patridge last week took the attention away from the fact that Jennifer, a favorite from day one, seemed to be fading a bit.

Might the rigors of training be catching up to her 50-year-old body? Could she be caving under the stress of six pressure-packed weeks? Apparently not!

Derek Hough and Jennifer Grey Picture

TOUCH OF GREY: Jennifer classes up the ballroom and tops the scoreboard.

Monday night was Dancing With the Stars' 200th episode, a milestone commemorated with team dances. The six remaining couples split up into teams of three for this.

Captained by former winners Kristi Yamaguchi and Apolo Anton Ohno, who picked their teams, the dancers busted moves left and right for the first scores of the night.

Yamaguchi’s couples - Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas, Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer, Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke - held their own in the cha cha cha for a total of 24.

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Hurry up and get better, Demi Lovato.

The young singer has dropped out of her global tour and admitted that she's in need of treatment for what her rep describes as "emotional and physical issues."

Demi Lovato and Britney Spears at Upfront

"Demi has decided to take personal responsibility for her actions and seek help," the rep says. "She is doing just that. Demi and her family ask that the media please respect their privacy during this difficult time. She regrets not being able to finish her tour, but is looking forward to getting back to work in the near future."

A friend close to the singer - who sang a duet with ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas just last week in Mexico City - told People her pal "was bullied in school. She fought through eating disorders and has struggled with cutting."

We commend Lovato for seeking help and encourage readers to send her your best wishes and prayers.