Kim Kardashian Makes Hideous Fashion Statement

Now we know why Kim Kardashian takes her clothes off all the time.

It's not because she lacks the talent to make headlines any other way. Okay... that is actually a major reason why.

But it's also because the alternative is for Kim to dress herself in ways that are harmful to the retinas of all that stare too closely. Consider yourself warned, readers, and then take a look at the latest monstrosity donned by Kim at a New Jersey Nets game on Sunday afternoon.

She was in attendance because LeBron James and the Heat were in town, meaning Kim could sit courtside and pose for the camera. It's what she does best, after all...

Kim Kardashian's outfit is...