Inside the (Fake) Kardashian Sister Split!

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Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have been spotted together numerous times over the last few weeks, most recently at the opening for Dash NYC.

But beneath the red carpet smiles and plastic body parties, Life & Style has breaking, utterly contrived news for fans of thees siblings: they hate each other!!!

Down Under Kim

"When Khloé arrived in NYC, Kim wanted nothing more than for the three sisters to hit the town together and have fun," an insider tells the tabloid. "But Khloé said Kim was being a selfish bitch. Kim burst into tears and rushed out of the room."

Forget a pretend Kardashian split... Amber Portwood has three boyfriends AND a baby?!?

Indeed, while Kim claims to be content with her single life, such a contrast with her siblings has apparently created an opportunity for imaginary sources to give fake quotes a riff.

"Kim definitely feels abandoned," says this family friend. "It's clear that Kourtney and Khloé are bonding over being settled down, and Kim just doesn't fit in."

It really is clear, isn't it, people?

The magazine claims Kourtney and Khloe are also freezing Kim out of their business, making decisions about clothing locations inside Dash without consulting their sister.

"They've grown apart much more than Kim had realized. It's made her very sad," reads this cover story.

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KIM - "HEY HAS ANY OF US BEEN IN THE NEWS TODAY ?" KOURTNEY -
"NO.........I DON'T THINK SO....MY GOD WHATS HAPPENING ! ARE WE ....GROWING APART FROM THE MEDIA ? " KIM - " I DON'T KNOW, KLOHE, QUITE PLAYING WITH YOU DICK AND GET OVER HERE, THIS IS SERIOUS ! DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE NEWS ALL DAY LONG ! PEOPLE WILL FORGET US !" KLOHE - " OOOH.. HAH.. WHAT WAS THAT, WE ARE GROWING APART ?" KOURTNEY - "QUICK KIM, TWEET THAT SHIT TO ME, WE WILL BE BACK IN THE NEWS IN AN HOUR ! TELL EM' WE'VE GROW APART, LIFE AND STYLE WILL BELIVE THAT SHIT, THEIR DUMBER THAN LITTLE MISS MAN-MEAT CUPPING HER BALLS IN THE CORNER ! KIM - " YEAH, I BET WE WILL EVEN MAKE THE COVER AGAIN THIS WEEK !"

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There's always a little truth to rumors...

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ha?....well i dont know if its true wew......

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this is getting old i wish they do it and shutup about it

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Born
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Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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