Like Kim Kardashian in the presence of a professional athlete, Dash is now open for business in New York City.
Hollywood's least talented, most famous sisters attended a launch party for the east coast version of their fashion boutique last night, as Khloe Kardashian looked miserable in every red carpet photo and had the same reaction we did in the picture posted here: there must be something more interesting going on than this...
Tweeted Kim after the event: "Can't believe we have officially opened up another Dash!"
The real question remains, however: after a THG underkover operation revealed that the store in Miami is rarely open and the sisters never work in it, will any of them grace Dash NYC with their presence ever again? Time, many tabloid covers, and form-fitting dresses will tell.