Dash NYC: Open for Business!

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Like Kim Kardashian in the presence of a professional athlete, Dash is now open for business in New York City.

Hollywood's least talented, most famous sisters attended a launch party for the east coast version of their fashion boutique last night, as Khloe Kardashian looked miserable in every red carpet photo and had the same reaction we did in the picture posted here: there must be something more interesting going on than this...

Uninteresting Event

Tweeted Kim after the event: "Can't believe we have officially opened up another Dash!"

The real question remains, however: after a THG underkover operation revealed that the store in Miami is rarely open and the sisters never work in it, will any of them grace Dash NYC with their presence ever again? Time, many tabloid covers, and form-fitting dresses will tell.

  • Welcome to Dash
  • Actually Not Mannequins
  • Looking Miserable
  • Greeting Consumers
  • Dash NYC Opening
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close up shop you no talent bitches. kim you are fake. klohe you just flat afat hog beast of woman you notalent hack you cant sing or dance or act what talent do you have besides running your fat mouth and eating candy and making stupid videos for your man least he has talent go lamar world champion.kourtney you are flat out hot.ps goodbye crapdashians your show totally sucks.your fan the rock

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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