Willow Palin Boyfriend Cock-Blocked on Sarah Palin's Alaska

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Sarah Palin's Alaska is an environment wrought with challenges.

When it comes to protecting daughter Willow, a mama grizzly will do what she needs to do. Stopping by for a visit on the first episode of Sarah's TLC show, the 16-year-old Willow's excited boyfriend Andy learns this the hard way.

Sarah Palin wants to tap the oil fields of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, but strives to ensure Willow Palin remains untapped by certain Alaskan wildlife.

Barring Andy from following Willow up where evil things happen, Sarah says "See this gate? It's not just for Trig, it's for no boys go up there." Eloquent as ever.

Considering her success rate keeping boys off of Bristol Palin, you'd think Sarah would know a baby gate's not gonna do much. But hey, at least she's trying.

Follow the jump to watch the drama unfold on Sarah Palin's Alaska ...

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Conservative Christians have the highest rate of unwanted pregnancies...hence....we got the Palins

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That is hilarious! Mama Grizzley tells him "no boys upstairs"...the cameras are rolling...and he is on the scent and jumping the fence chasing tail faster than a rutting buck! The woman can't even keep control of kids in her house with television crews present and somehow this makes her newsworthy? Gimme a break... The only thing I'd be interested in is if this white trash family set up a pool to see if Willow drops a pup before she turns 17 or not.

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If Sarah Palin is a conscientious parent, and an authority on abstinence and parental control of her own children...why on the owrld does she need to tell her 16 year old daughter she cannot have boys in her bedroom? Shouldn't that be a given? Shouldn't her girls be so afraid of their god's wrath and so respectful of their church teachings that sex would be the last thing on their minds? No? Wow...I just hope she can get this one in stirrups before the second season. Another stupid ba$tard in the Palin household may not be so good for her ratings.

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Your funny Leo....

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@ Free Britney,
Thanks for another laugh of the day.
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Another loser of a boyfriend hanging out at The Palins. It is amazing the people that she can gather to hear her say nothing,
but as proven has no control of her daughter and in heat boyfriend
at her own home. The idea that we, get to see this yoyo hop the kiddie fence,and dash upstairs anyway only go to show,she should
try to keep her private life underwraps,and remind Willow that this Levi substitutes roaming around sniffing for Willow is not the brightest bulb in the pack,and should be barred from her house until he can follow the rules,which at that house seem to go unnoticed.You gotta listen to this woman who can see Russia from her house.

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Just goes to show you kids are no different in Alaska,then in California .She just told that boy he can not go up to her room and in her own house the little _astard went up there anyway.What the pUCK is going on with these loser kids now a days.On National TV even what an idiot.Boy don't his parents have a lot to be proud of. Willow if he can disrespect your mother like that on TV , is he capable of some hard ass disrespect for you ,young lady.KICK HIS BUTT TO THE CURB..do they have curbs in Alaska ? Well kick him over a cliff!

Sarah Palin Biography

Sarah Palin College Photo Sarah Palin is the former Governor of Alaska, and was the 2008 Republican candidate for Vice President of the United States, running on... More »
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Sarah Louise Heath Palin

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What I've had to do, though, is in the middle of the night, put down the Blackberries and pick up the breast pump. Do a couple of things different and still get it all done.

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I am thankful to be married to a man who loves being a dad as much as I love being a mom so he is my strength. And practically speaking, we have a great network of help with lots of grandparents and aunties and uncles all around us. We have a lot of help.

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