Angelina Jolie Will NOT Celebrate Thanksgiving!

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Millions will delight in Thanksgiving festivities tomorrow. Angelina Jolie is not one of them, electing not to commemorate the genocide of Native Americans.

"Angelina Jolie absolutely hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans," a friend of the actress tells PopEater.

Valid point, but pumpkin pie just tastes so good ...

NO THANKS-GIVING: Angelina Jolie is not a fan!

"To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn't her style," the friend says. "[Jolie] doesn't want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder."

Not sure how many of us toast to murder at the dinner table on this day, but she prefers to think of herself as a citizen of the world, not just America.

Always extremely sensitive to suffering throughout the world, she's going to great lengths to make sure the Jolie-Pitt brood doesn't honor it here.

"Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday," an insider reports.

While Brad Pitt recently told Extra, "We'll whip up a turkey somewhere," a family friend tells me, "If Brad wants turkey, he'll have to cook it himself."

Well, that would likely be the case whether they observe the day or not. Dude is so annoying when he eats, you know she makes him do the work.

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She's such a pretentious phony. Funny, our money is good enough for her to use to support her collection of children....what a hypocrite. If she thinks American traditions are so barbaric, she should keep her crappy movies and her skanky skeletor self out of this great country.

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So it's offical, Jolie is dumb as a stump. If we're so evil and twisted for how she perceive's our countries beginnings, why does she not seem to mind how rich she gets off of her country? If she lived and earned her living in New Zealand then i'd respect that a bit more. She'd still be ignorant as hell but at least she wouldn't be a hypocrite. What a joke.

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Angelina Jolie Voight

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