Witness on Justin Bieber Assault Story: Utter Nonsense!

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Justin Bieber did not assault anyone, nor was the singer referred to as a homophobic slur.

So states Michael Kwen, a friend of Justin's who actually played laser tag with him last weekend and spoke to E! News about the rumors circulating around the Internet regarding an alleged incident between Bieber and a 12-year old in Canada.

Here's what actually went down:

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Kwen says Bieber and the boy in question completed their laser tag contest and exited the game's maze. The boy went to his father and Justin approached Kwen.

"He told me that he accidentally hit the kid while trying to escape by running through him and his friends," Kwen said.

There was no punching involved and no one used the word "faggot," as reports have indicated. But one item does appear to be valid: The boy's father's went off.

"He was yelling, like he was a lawyer...saying that Justin Bieber assaulted his kid," Kwen said of the scene. "[But] it was just a normal game of laser tag, people will always bump into you."

Sources say this money-hungry adult will pursue charges against Bieber, likely hoping for a quick settlement and payday.

Overall, Kwen concluded: "Nothing actually happened... it's funny how the story always changes. First it was a slap, then it was a punch and now there's homophobic slurs. None of that actually happened at all."

Good. Now we can simply return to reporting on Bieber's music and his hair and his dashing looks and his dedicated fan base...


this is so fucken ridiculous!!! leave justin alone got damn, you ppl just want his money.to that dad of that 12yr. old, your lucky i wasnt there i would've kicked your ass.dont worry justin bieber i got your back- nisa from guam!!!


That dude's dad is an asshole. No bias, C'est juste vrai.




I hope this Bieber kid gets convicted so we dont have his crappy concerts here in Vancity!


The news I am most frustrated about is Justin Bieber being let go for speeding and going through 3 red lights. He was given a warning. For going through 3 red lights?????? Wether it be his driver or him, would we be treated that way? I am so tired of Actors and Actresses getting away with so much that we would have slammed on us. What is good for us is good for EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! I guess it is true, if you have money, you are safe!!


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Thank God someone got the story right! we need some justice in this world!


I hate how ppl pull this sh*t! They see a star and think, they have so much money i want that to. I mean WTF, how would you like it if your so hit justin and he says you know i how a ton of money, i can get a lil more from you.
I so hope he sues and gets moeny off this dad


It's all about money, and how much of it the boys family can get. I'm not a fan of Bieber, but it's so obvious!


I hope he gets sued.


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Ontario, Canada
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