John to Taylor,
I know that I have a reputation,
Do you think that it is possible for us to sing this duet without
that loudmouth egomaniac Kanye West jumping up on stage and promoting his latest CD??
john, its never too late..oh w8 i have to go...
or back off its my stage
John your sweet but sorry not my type lol
Sorry John, my heart belongs to someone else...
Tag, you're it.
Bring it on, johnboy.
I hereby pronounce you "Sir Douchebag"
John, The pig is out back, you both have the same squeal
or "John, you're the only person whose narrative knocks you down like a D rated actor"
Sure, John, I'll date you. I need new material for my songs.
John - "Pleeeeease Taylor, pleeeease can I tour with you? Taylor is thinking...."your time will come John, it's all about me right now, hang in there"....
Down boy! You're cute and all but tonight is all about meeeeee!
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