THG Caption Contest: Taylor Swift vs. John Mayer!

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

As we discussed Tuesday, Taylor Swift's new single, "Dear John," seems to take some thinly-veiled shots at John Mayer. Sounds like Caption Contest material to us!

Taylor Swift on Stage

Just come up with the best caption(s) for this photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Go to town ...

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John to Taylor, I know that I have a reputation,
but,
Do you think that it is possible for us to sing this duet without
that loudmouth egomaniac Kanye West jumping up on stage and promoting his latest CD??

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john, its never too late..oh w8 i have to go...
or back off its my stage

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John your sweet but sorry not my type lol

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Sorry John, my heart belongs to someone else...

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Tag, you're it.
or
Bring it on, johnboy.

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I hereby pronounce you "Sir Douchebag"

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John, The pig is out back, you both have the same squeal or "John, you're the only person whose narrative knocks you down like a D rated actor"

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Sure, John, I'll date you. I need new material for my songs.

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John - "Pleeeeease Taylor, pleeeease can I tour with you? Taylor is thinking...."your time will come John, it's all about me right now, hang in there"....

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Down boy! You're cute and all but tonight is all about meeeeee!