Screw me over, John and I'll make you my next number one hit.
"The next song I am about to sing is dedicated to my good friend right here....Dear John"
aaahhhh John....What was I thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear John...you are soooooo the one......NOT
Dear John; I thought I wanted a mature man, but turns out that I'm more grown up than you are.
Dear John, If only I knew now what I'm going to know then...
Oh, John I can tell by the look in your eyes, you want me, but you can't have me. I'm too good for you!!!!
"Dear John, you will never compare to Taylor Lautner.. Haven't you read the tabloids? I'm so not over him- I go back to December all the time. Sorry" -Taylor
"You're not sorry.."
Sorry Johny Boy but you couldn't afford me .
"Dear John, you've already told me that half of your heart wont do.. But i'll be your Juliet and we'll last forver and always. This isn't warfare,John, i've been crying all over my guitar for far too long."
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