The SITCH: Here's the money for the condoms and lube. Remember don't get the large size condoms this time.
SNOOKI: Can take that thermometor out of my butt now? I'm not even sick.
Snooki: Wow, I could buy a lot of pickles with that $$$$.
Situation: But you won't find a pickle like mine!
You Snook, $20 dollah make yah hollah!
Yo Mike, $50 dollah make yah screem!
SNOOKI: OUCH! Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
The SITCH: People pay to see these abs, Snook. This shit aint free anymore.
SNOOKI: I think I just farted.
M: Snooki, your daddy came to the door. He said if I hand you over, he'd give me 100 bucks.
[S: Shi* Mike, I don't have a dad!]
Situation: Snooki, wake up! It's T-shirt Time!!
the pinky and the brain....!!!the pinky and the brain ...one is ah geneous the out is in sain...!
sponge bob and MR lobstar..
Mike:is this normaly the amount u get paid ????Snookie:for wat???Mike:for sex???Snookie:no ah few more $ but for u that will work.
Mike:i no u allways wanted me so to make the situation look good when we are finish having sex heres some money i'll tell the others that i came to u to apoligize for how i treaded u and gave u some money to make up for it, and we just ended up having sex.snookie:for real??????? ok then .
ooohhhh f... boy !that is all the money u coming up with???get the f... off me
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