THG Caption Contest: (Jersey) Shore to Please!

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Thursday's Jersey Shore episode featured many memorable scenes with The Situation and Snooki. We want you to tell us what's being said in this one!

Just come up with the best caption(s) for this photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. Go to it! We'll announce a winner Monday.

That's it. Now put on your shirt before the shirt and get crackin' ...

Snooki, Situation Photo
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The SITCH: Here's the money for the condoms and lube. Remember don't get the large size condoms this time. SNOOKI: Can take that thermometor out of my butt now? I'm not even sick.

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Snooki: Wow, I could buy a lot of pickles with that $$$$. Situation: But you won't find a pickle like mine!

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You Snook, $20 dollah make yah hollah! Yo Mike, $50 dollah make yah screem!

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SNOOKI: OUCH! Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? The SITCH: People pay to see these abs, Snook. This shit aint free anymore. SNOOKI: I think I just farted.

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M: Snooki, your daddy came to the door. He said if I hand you over, he'd give me 100 bucks. [S: Shi* Mike, I don't have a dad!] -------OR----- Situation: Snooki, wake up! It's T-shirt Time!!

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the pinky and the brain....!!!the pinky and the brain ...one is ah geneous the out is in sain...!

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sponge bob and MR lobstar..

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Mike:is this normaly the amount u get paid ????Snookie:for wat???Mike:for sex???Snookie:no ah few more $ but for u that will work.

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Mike:i no u allways wanted me so to make the situation look good when we are finish having sex heres some money i'll tell the others that i came to u to apoligize for how i treaded u and gave u some money to make up for it, and we just ended up having sex.snookie:for real??????? ok then .

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ooohhhh f... boy !that is all the money u coming up with???get the f... off me

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