Caption: Dang I'm drunk and you're still ugly!!! Here take this money and go fix your face!!!
Caption: Snooki the only for shore thing left!!!!
Caption: Shhh, go back to sleep everything is going to be alright!!!
Caption: Shhh, it's only a dream.
Caption: Hey Snooks you drunk yet?
"The Situation" is in need of some Snooki services!
"Don't worry, little Oompa Loompa, I just got word that Willy Wonka ISN't closing down the factory."
The SITCH: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Are you feeling that Snook.
SNOOKI: Feeling what?
The SITCH: C'mon Snook, gi'me a little backdoor action here.
SNOOKI: It's four in the morning! I haven't even taken a dump yet!
The SITCH: Here's some cash, go out and buy you some breath mints and an enema, cause we got a situation going on here.
Mike: Oh come on Snooki, how about a little Snooki, I have some money so you can buy your pickles-Snooki:I told you before I have a bad headache.
Snooki: You can take that money and shove it. I still won't like you. Mike: ok be like that.
Snooki: Take that money and give to Angelina, she will do it with you!
(Oh, a caption not a script, oops, my bad. sorry.)
CAPTION: The Situation wakes Snooki for a beer run.
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