THG Caption Contest: (Jersey) Shore to Please!

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Thursday's Jersey Shore episode featured many memorable scenes with The Situation and Snooki. We want you to tell us what's being said in this one!

Just come up with the best caption(s) for this photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. Go to it! We'll announce a winner Monday.

That's it. Now put on your shirt before the shirt and get crackin' ...

Snooki, Situation Photo
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Caption: Dang I'm drunk and you're still ugly!!! Here take this money and go fix your face!!!

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Caption: Snooki the only for shore thing left!!!!

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Caption: Shhh, go back to sleep everything is going to be alright!!!

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Caption: Shhh, it's only a dream.

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Caption: Hey Snooks you drunk yet?

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Caption:
"The Situation" is in need of some Snooki services!

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"Don't worry, little Oompa Loompa, I just got word that Willy Wonka ISN't closing down the factory."

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The SITCH: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Are you feeling that Snook. SNOOKI: Feeling what? The SITCH: C'mon Snook, gi'me a little backdoor action here. SNOOKI: It's four in the morning! I haven't even taken a dump yet! The SITCH: Here's some cash, go out and buy you some breath mints and an enema, cause we got a situation going on here.

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Mike: Oh come on Snooki, how about a little Snooki, I have some money so you can buy your pickles-Snooki:I told you before I have a bad headache. Snooki: You can take that money and shove it. I still won't like you. Mike: ok be like that. Snooki: Take that money and give to Angelina, she will do it with you!

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(Oh, a caption not a script, oops, my bad. sorry.) CAPTION: The Situation wakes Snooki for a beer run.

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