What's that you're bringin out naughty boy?don't tell me you even made a sex tape with Britney. Ashton:its actually a list of offers for the tape,which company do you think we should go for?

Demi: Ha Ha, you're soooo busted! Just wait til we get home...

Ashton: "I have a surprise for you Demi, for been the best Cougar ever" Demi: "awwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Ashton To Demi: How does it feel to leave to your bald headed husband for an underwear model? Don't you feel punked? Don't yah?

My Gosh what do you expect out of HOLLY-WEIRD????????