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Can YOU tell if I've had surgery?

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No, honey, those aren't stubbles yet.

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Baby Love, I have a girl coming over for a little three way lovefest to make up for the last few weeks of bad karma in the press.

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On stage Demi: Ashton you know I love you but really this has got to stop! Ashton: but those girls don't mean anything to me!! Your my everything! after the show Demi:Thank God thats over with...now what is your problem Ashton: You got let a playah play. That doesn't mean I love you any less baby... Demi: Get off me freak!

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Baby, when we get home I'm cutting off your dick!!....and she's saying it with a smile.

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Ashton "I think I have something you might like in my pocket "
Demi "leave it there sweetheart... I don't know if I want to share it...

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Ashton:I cant believe i married you. Demi: thank God you were not in your right senses.

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Ashton:I cant believe i married you. Demi:thank God you were not in your right senses.

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I never realised' you were so old Demi. Demi: bruce said exact same thing and left.

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Smooth, just like a babies butt.



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