THG Caption Contest: Ashton-Demi Style!

by at . Comments

Welcome to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have been in the news a lot lately (thanks, Brittney Jones), but at least in public, have put on a united front throughout.

At Killers Premiere

What's the actor saying to his wife here, and vice versa?

Just come up with the best caption(s) for this photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. We'll announce a winner Tuesday. Go to it:

Tags: , ,
Avatar

Can YOU tell if I've had surgery?

Avatar

No, honey, those aren't stubbles yet.

Avatar

Baby Love, I have a girl coming over for a little three way lovefest to make up for the last few weeks of bad karma in the press.

Avatar

On stage Demi: Ashton you know I love you but really this has got to stop! Ashton: but those girls don't mean anything to me!! Your my everything! after the show Demi:Thank God thats over with...now what is your problem Ashton: You got let a playah play. That doesn't mean I love you any less baby... Demi: Get off me freak!

Avatar

Baby, when we get home I'm cutting off your dick!!....and she's saying it with a smile.

Avatar

Ashton "I think I have something you might like in my pocket "
Demi "leave it there sweetheart... I don't know if I want to share it...

Avatar

Ashton:I cant believe i married you. Demi: thank God you were not in your right senses.

Avatar

Ashton:I cant believe i married you. Demi:thank God you were not in your right senses.

Avatar

I never realised' you were so old Demi. Demi: bruce said exact same thing and left.

Avatar

Smooth, just like a babies butt.

Ashton Kutcher Biography

Photo of Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher made more headlines than ever throughout 2011. Following a modest movie career, he took over for Charlie Sheen on Two and... More »
Full Name
Ashton Kutcher