THG Caption Contest: Ashton-Demi Style!

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Welcome to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have been in the news a lot lately (thanks, Brittney Jones), but at least in public, have put on a united front throughout.

At Killers Premiere

What's the actor saying to his wife here, and vice versa?

Just come up with the best caption(s) for this photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. We'll announce a winner Tuesday. Go to it:

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Demi :Your lucky I don't slap your pretty face right now! Instead I'm just gonna squeeze ur chin and smile! Smile back or I will slap you when we get home! Ashton: Yes momma I'll be good jus don't hurt me!

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Demi:This is the last time I'm getting you out of this mess.Got it? Now smile. Ashton: Yes, Darling. I promise you won't help me get out of this kind of mess. Again.

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Oh what the heck! Your still the best boytoy for a cougar like me. hahaha!!!

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Demi: "I'm not buying your claims of innocence 'Old Man' and besides this cougar has a bad case of 'Bieber Fever'!"

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I can't believe I gave birth to you 30 something years ago! Your face is still has smooth as your bottom I use to powder.

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Man I'd love to bash your stupid looking face right now

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Demi to Ashton: I may be turning 48 on 11/11/10,but I still look damn good,and don't let anybody tell you any different.
Ashton to Demi: **Mum's the word.

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The deal was you brainless twat, I'd be your beard and not out you and you'd be my lap dog and you would not embarass me! Well honey by the time I'm done with you not only will I have outed you, but I'll have made you into a ready made reality actress for the Real L Word...Mkay?

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If I catch you with her again it will be your nuts not your chin I'll be holding here dear, got it?

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What are you bringin out naughty boy?don't tell me you even made a sex tape with Britney. Ashton:its actually a list of offers for the tape,which company do you think we should go for momma?