Snooki Offered Job as Porn Spokeswoman

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Jersey Shore Snooki has reportedly been offered a three-year, $100,000 deal to be the face of a porn provider. Like Nadya Suleman, we're guessing she'll pass.

According to reports, Flesh Drive wants Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) to perform duties as the spokesperson for the company, which they specify is a non-sexual role ...

“Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package,” Vice President of Sales Michael Gruosso wrote in a letter to the Jersey Shore cast member.

Snooki P.

“Who better to endorse our product than the woman who does exactly that? We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why both her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within our world."

The sales pitch concludes with a compelling argument: "By merging Snooki with the Flesh Drive, she will make a great amount of money by doing very little.”

Maybe so, but she'd still have to endorse ... porn. The specification that it's not a sexual role is great, too. As if the idea would be so offensive to ... porn fans.

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Why is it not a video

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I'm concerned for Snooki's health. She is exposing her face and body too much too the sun. She uses tanning sprays to darken her face. She goes to tanning booths. This girl is going to turn into a dancing raisin if she keeps this up. She looks so old in this picture. The sun is ruining her face. Please stop doing this to yourself Snooki. Fame is not worth the cancer and health risks.

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u bitch u r so ugly u piece a trash

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Eh, seems up her alley. Maybe she should kick it to the Porn Professionals before her c-list status fades to z-list. Or just dies (please).

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