Patti Stanger to Kim Kardashian: John Mayer is a Douchebag!

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Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger knows what it takes for relationships to thrive. Well, she actually hasn't had much luck there, but she does have a show about that topic, so good enough. Besides, anyone would tell Kim Kardashian this:

Stay away from that douchebag John Mayer!

Seriously, that is how she termed him. "No way! He's a douchebag," she told Us when contemplating single Kim dating the self-important rocker.

Kim n John

Patti's not a fan of this koupling. It's hard to imagine anyone is.

"She'd chew him up, spit him out and chew him up again," Stanger adds of K-squared, who was seen getting cozy with Mayer earlier in the week.

Mayer famously called Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm" in a shocking Playboy interview. "Kim's a class act," Parri says. "I'd never put her with him."

"I'd like to see Kim go A-list. So I'd like to get an A-list actor who likes a brunette hottie. Someone strong who will allow her to build her empire."

Someone like ... Kanye West, perhaps?

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I wonder what the people of Haiti think about these two douchebags getting together?
Kind of puts it in perspective doesn't it?

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ihave just one word for kim trashy

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Daniella L..............ARE YOU ON KRACK ! OR A "DRAMADASHIAN" USING A PHONY NAME ? I HOPE YOUR ON CRACK ! YOU CAN'T REALLY BELIEVE THESE WHORES ARE CLASSY ? NEXT YOU WILL CLAIM LINDSAY LOHAN AND CHARLIE SHEEN ARE REHAB COUNSELORS AND HITLER WAS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD ! WTF ! THIS FAMILY IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF SKIN TO EVER DISGRACE TV LAND. GET A LIFE ! ASPIRE TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN BE "TRIM DRAMADASHIAN'S" TAMPON ! I WOULD LOVE TO NEVER HEAR THEIR NAMES AGAIN BUT, SHEEP LIKE YOU KEEP THEM IN OUR FACE 24/7. GO AWAY "DRAMADASHIANS" GO AWAY ! AND TAKE "COW-PATTI THE MATCHMAKING TRANNY" WITH YOU !

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Your comments & remarks toward Kim are disgusting & disturbing. She is not a whore & is quite classy. I have met Kim in NYC @ Amnesia and she is such a sweetheart & very down to earth. She is also stunning absolutely gorgeous! Grow up & leave your trashy comments for yourself.

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Patti Stanger forgot to mention like Kim Kardashian she was also a cheap Douchebag stealing airtime.

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@ Luke: Can I get a "Amen" for that?

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Why is a everyone around town calling John Mayer a Douchebag? Has anyone asked him if he is a Christian?

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"Kim's a class act," hahahaha
clearly this troll has not seen Kims sex tape. Kim and class will never go in the same sentence!

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Oh please! This woman couldn't keep her own man and she continues to give advice. She has a show to promote (just like Bubble Butt does) so she's using John Mayer's fame (like Bubble Butt) to get attention. Unlike Patty, I've actually have met John Mayer multiple times. He's a nice guy who happens to put his foot in his mouth too many times. Bubble Butt on the other hand is a useless famewhore who made a name by screwing Brandy's brother on video and hanging out with Paris Hilton. If anything Mayer at least has talent.

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