Patti Stanger to Kim Kardashian: John Mayer is a Douchebag!

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Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger knows what it takes for relationships to thrive. Well, she actually hasn't had much luck there, but she does have a show about that topic, so good enough. Besides, anyone would tell Kim Kardashian this:

Stay away from that douchebag John Mayer!

Seriously, that is how she termed him. "No way! He's a douchebag," she told Us when contemplating single Kim dating the self-important rocker.

Kim n John

Patti's not a fan of this koupling. It's hard to imagine anyone is.

"She'd chew him up, spit him out and chew him up again," Stanger adds of K-squared, who was seen getting cozy with Mayer earlier in the week.

Mayer famously called Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm" in a shocking Playboy interview. "Kim's a class act," Parri says. "I'd never put her with him."

"I'd like to see Kim go A-list. So I'd like to get an A-list actor who likes a brunette hottie. Someone strong who will allow her to build her empire."

Someone like ... Kanye West, perhaps?

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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