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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Yes, Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted around New York City this week.

But no matter how cozy the pair looked together, a friend of the singer's tells fans they can stop trying to come up with a nickname for this twosome. They aren't a couple.

"Taylor is very serious about her career," this source told People. "For her, it's all about the career right now. She's not really interested in getting heavily involved with anyone."

  • Performing on Today
  • Posing Outside Ed Sullivan Theater

It's hard to imagine when Swift would even find time to date. She's spent the entire month promoting her new album, "Speak Now," appearing this week on The Today Show and The Late Show with David Letterman, both of which are pictured above.

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After months of media speculation, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon confirmed to Access Hollywood what we have pretty much known for months.

“Yes, we are pregnant, this is true!” she said. “It’s been a long journey. It’s been tough because I’ve been trying to hold on to a shred of privacy.”

Sam Alexis Woods and Charlie Axel Woods

Mariah said that after months of rumors, she finally had to speak out.

Congratulations to the expectant parents!

“At this point, there is no choice. I either talk or I hibernate,” she said.

In the interview, which will air today, Mariah and Nick spoke candidly about their journey together, which included a terrifying miscarriage two years ago.

Mariah and Nick revealed they were getting ready to tell their friends and family the good news that they were expecting over the holidays at that time.

Until she realized they were longer pregnant.

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A month ago, friends wondered about Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore: How bad would things get?

Weeks after rumors of the former's infidelity first spread, the answer so far appears to be: not very.

No new mistresses have come forward, and the pair has not shied away from making public appearances. Last night, for example, they showed up at GQ's Gentlemen's Ball, an event that raises money for various charities, including The Demi and Ashton Foundation, which focuses on the issue of child sex slavery.

Does this look like a couple in trouble?

  • Having a Ball Together
  • At a GQ Event

Ironically, and hilariously, two other celebrities on the guest list included Chris Brown and David Arquette, anti-gentlemen if we ever saw any. Click on the images below to enlarge pics of these fools and other stars on the red carpet:

  • Raising Funds
  • Not a Gentleman
  • Red Carpet Dweeb
  • At a Ball

[Photos: Splash News]

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Randy and Evi Quaid, who were arrested in Canada last week after border security realized the pair was wanted in California for missing a court date, are free.

Why? Because she informed their immigration board that she is a Canadian citizen. Naturally! She was born in Vermont, but... this is Evi Quaid, so who knows.

Now free to roam the Great White North, the Quaids say they are seeking refuge status north of the border because they FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES IN THE U.S.

Evi Quaid may not know where she is right now, but she's happy.

Randy, who was born in Texas, still must meet with the Immigration and Refugee Board to determine whether he'll be allowed to lawfully stay in Canada.

In the meantime, he posted $1 million bond to keep them out of custody in Santa Barbara, Ca., pending their appearance at a November 2 hearing there.

The Quaids faces felony vandalism charges for allegedly squatting in - and doing significant damage to - a Montecito home they used to own. Obviously.

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Oprah Winfrey has unveiled a logo for the forthcoming Oprah Winfrey Network, which, fittingly for a woman probably worth 11 figures, spells out OWN.

Launching January 1, OWN will apparently take over the world using a color scheme most popular among glow stick waving ravers and seven-year-old girls.

Pretty much Oprah's audience, right? No?

OWNed

Oprah OWNS a copy of MS Paint for Windows 3.0.

We don't want to piss off the Big O, since she can so easily crush us all, but for her next global takeover, she may want to look into hiring a real designer.

Michelle Obama, the only woman more powerful than Oprah on planet Earth, would never have chosen these colors. The woman's got style. Just saying.

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Amber Portwood clearly has issues, as evidenced by the weekly beatdown of Gary Shirley we always seem to report on. But it could be worse than we thought.

Much worse.

Amber Portwood Crying

The Teen Mom star's life continues to unravel, from problems with fiance Gary to those domestic violence charges to - wait for it - possible suicidal tendencies.

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood needs help, promptly.

According to a friend of Gary's, Jordan Sanchez, there have been instances where Amber has called Gary and told him, "Come home or I'm gonna kill myself!"

Just being dramatic? Maybe. But there's more.

Sources say the troubled, often angry Teen Mom star has allegedly been sleeping until 7 p.m. some days and has been abusing Klonopin, a powerful sedative.

For the sake of baby Leah, someone's gotta intervene if this is true. We make light of their squabbles, but no one wants to see Amber Portwood seriously hurt.

Or even worse.

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Capri Anderson has been identified as the woman at the center of this week's Charlie Sheen scandal.

But the 22-year old - who met Sheen in the Plaza hotel bar Monday, went out to dinner with him and a few friends that night, and then called security early the next morning because the actor went on an alcohol and drug-fueled rage over a missing watch - wants to make one thing clear:

She isn't a prostitute. She's a porn star.

CBS Promo Pic

With Capri Anderson, the Two and a Half Men star was reportedly a one and a half minute man.

Sources close to the star of Seduced By A Real Lesbian #8 told TMZ their friend was "extremely afraid" of Sheen prior to locking herself in a bathroom around 2 a.m. Tuesday.

That was a major contrast from earlier in the evening, when a tourist staying in the room opposite the actor said she heard "happy noises, love-making" from his suite, but "they didn't go on for too long," she said to The New York Daily News.

Ouch. Sorry, Charlie.

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It came as a major shock and she totally deserved better, but Audrina Patridge took her Dancing With the Stars elimination Tuesday night in classy stride.

Her mom Lynn? Not so much.

After the results show, the Patridges hit up L.A. hotspot Beso for dinner. Many glasses of wine later, Lynn went outside to speak to the paparazzi.

"Audrina is going to f---ing rise," insisted her mom, as a friend tried to corral her. "She's got class. You know why? She's a Polish, Catholic, f--king full-on Italian."

"Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a s--t. It's all American!"

Indeed.

Lynn, who will appear on her daughter's new reality show on VH1, then called out Audrina's former Hills cast members, specifically Lauren Conrad.

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One is a married mother of two. The other dates around a lot and writes songs about it.

One will soon be seen every week on American Idol. The other released a new album this month.

But while Jennifer Lopez and Taylor Swift differ in some ways, and share other traits, one thing is certain about each star: she has heart! Literally! Sort of!

At least that's the case when it comes to the shirt both celebs were recently spotted out in. Grade this look now and vote in the poll below:

J. Lo vs. T. Swiz

Who wears this shirt better?