We really wish were were making this up, but: Mastercard is coming out with a prepaid, Kardashian-based credit card.

The item will be available to consumers on November 10 - and we'll just let Kim take it from here, as we must go purchase canned goods for the upcoming Apocalypse:

Posted in: Kim Kardashian

gravitas (n): seriousness, solemnity, or importance

Does Sarah Palin possess these qualities? Former George W. Bush puppet master and current GOP commentator Karl Rove certainly doesn't believe so.

Posted in: Sarah Palin

According to a shocking new report, there's one thing Joe Giudice likes more than beating up his relatives: strippers.

Indeed, a former dancer at Showoffs strip club in West Orange, New Jersey reveals to Life & Style the startling news that Joe was a regular at that establishment - before it was closed in 2006 due to allegations of prostitution.

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Lisa Blount, an Oscar-winning producer and actress who played Lynette Pomeroy in 1982's An Officer and a Gentleman, has passed away. She was only 53.

Blount was found at her home Wednesday. She more than likely died Monday, Pulaski County Coroner Garland Camper told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.

Posted in: R.I.P.

It's been 11 days of deliberations and still the jury in the Anna Nicole Smith case has not returned with a verdict. Soon, the judge may declare a mistrial.

In the event that happens, the defendants are not off the hook as if they were found not guilty, but it's up to the D.A. as to whether to try the case again.

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Those looking to see Lindsay Lohan gettin' freaky-eaky-eaky in a three-way sex tape may be disappointed to learn that new reports of such a tape are bogus.

Well, we're sure a Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists somewhere, but not on the Facebook page teasing a "Lindsey [sic] Lohan Leaked THREEWAY on Camera."

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Nice try, Kelsey Grammer! You thought you could pull a fast one on ex-wife Camille and... well, you did. But she's on to you now!

The Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, who says she's grateful for her castmates, also says she thinks she knows why Kelsey pushed her to take part in the show: so he could get it on with Kayte Walsh.

Posted in: Camille Grammer