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We really wish were were making this up, but: Mastercard is coming out with a prepaid, Kardashian-based credit card.

The item will be available to consumers on November 10 - and we'll just let Kim take it from here, as we must go purchase canned goods for the upcoming Apocalypse:

"I am so excited to reveal to you guys that Kourtney, Khloe and I have partnered with Mobile Resource Card to create our very own Kardashian Prepaid Mastercard," Kim blogged today.

Kim Fragrance Launch

Kontinued Kardashian:

"To me, the coolest thing about this prepaid card is that when you get the card you also get a Mobile Mone account for free and you can transfer your money between your accounts when you need it, using your phone. It’s like having an ATM in your phone, LOL. No one likes going to banks and ATMs and we’re constantly on our phones, so why not make it easy to manage your money from your mobile!?"

We don't have an answer for that, Kim. Or for what's become of society.

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gravitas (n): seriousness, solemnity, or importance

Does Sarah Palin possess these qualities? Former George W. Bush puppet master and current GOP commentator Karl Rove certainly doesn't believe so.

The former vice presidential candidate's new reality TV show, Sarah Palin's Alaska, isn't helping her gravitas factor, Rove told the UK's Daily Telegraph.

Karl Rove isn't moved by Sarah Palin's gravitas ... or anything.

"With all due candor, appearing on your own reality show on the Discovery Channel, I am not certain how that fits in the American calculus of 'that helps me see you in the Oval Office,'" the former Deputy White House Chief of Staff said.

"Being the V.P. nominee on the ticket is different from saying 'I want to be the person at the top of the ticket,'" Rove adds. "There are high standards that the American people have for it [the presidency] and they require a certain level of gravitas."

"They want to look at the candidate and say 'that candidate is doing things that gives me confidence that they are up to the most demanding job in the world.'"

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The Game is a moron. When one faces an intellectual dilemma such as this, one should think twice before going on Twitter to broadcast it.

"Aye! I gotta question," he Tweets. "What kinda man let another man put his d!ck in his booty…. I'm just askin n!gga that sh!it krazy tho."

"Aint no attack on gay people, I'm just askin on the real that sh!t krazy dog. Gay women, kool ! Ellen, kool ! D!ck in the booty, not kool."

GAME OVER: This dude has serious issues.

So basically, gay men having relations is just "krazy," but if a couple of hot girls wanna go at it, The Game's down. He might even watch!

Game's one-sided chat ended with this gem: "its a FREE WORLD, be GAY & be proud if thats ya choice... But in the dook shoot doe ?????"

Oooookay. Where do you even begin with this?

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According to a shocking new report, there's one thing Joe Giudice likes more than beating up his relatives: strippers.

Indeed, a former dancer at Showoffs strip club in West Orange, New Jersey reveals to Life & Style the startling news that Joe was a regular at that establishment - before it was closed in 2006 due to allegations of prostitution.

No Baby for Teresa Giudice

"He was always up for a lap dance," says the source. "There was a lot of hanky-panky that went down in the club's basement. If you had money, you could get pretty up close and personal with the strippers."

Another insider claims Teresa's worse half was a "loyal patron" at another strip club in Paterson and had his eye on a Dominican Republic waitress there.

"Joe would always make sure that wherever he was, he could be back in Paterson on a Friday night so he could see her," says someone supposedly in the know.

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Lisa Blount, an Oscar-winning producer and actress who played Lynette Pomeroy in 1982's An Officer and a Gentleman, has passed away. She was only 53.

Blount was found at her home Wednesday. She more than likely died Monday, Pulaski County Coroner Garland Camper told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.

There were no signs of foul play on the premises of her Little Rock, Ark., home.

R.I.P. Lisa Blount (1953-2010).

Blount and her widower, Ray McKinnon, who was not in town, together won the best live-action short film Academy Award in 2002 for their film, The Accountant.

"As one door was seemingly closing in my life, another door opened. And I only have one person to thank for that, my husband Ray McKinnon," Blount said then.

In addition to An Officer and a Gentleman, Blount appeared in films like Great Balls of Fire! and Chrystal, and shows such as Moonlighting and Picket Fences.

An autopsy will be performed to determine the exact cause of death.

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It's been 11 days of deliberations and still the jury in the Anna Nicole Smith case has not returned with a verdict. Soon, the judge may declare a mistrial.

In the event that happens, the defendants are not off the hook as if they were found not guilty, but it's up to the D.A. as to whether to try the case again.

Playboy Bunny

The jury sent questions to the judge Wednesday that indicated they are unable to agree on some of charges against Howard K. Stern and two doctors.

Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007).

"What should we do if we are unable to come to a verdict on a count or an object crime?" the jury asked in a written question to the presiding judge.

"If you can't reach a verdict, then you can't reach a verdict," Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Robert Perry responded to the conflicted jury.

Judge Perry encouraged jurors to ask more questions or request a "read back" of testimony before he officially declares the jury hung on a verdict.

The case against Smith's boyfriend-lawyer Stern and two doctors, Sandeep Kapoor and Khristine Eroshevich is complicated, to say the very least.

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According to an online profile, the ultimate goal of porn star Capri Anderson is to "make money."

With that in mind, the 22-year old may have hit a gold mine when she met Charlie Sheen at a hotel bar Monday, had sex with him that evening and then went back for another round early the next morning... only for the actor to flip out on her over a missing watch.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

As a result of Sheen's cocaine-fueled actions, Anderson locked herself in a bathroom and claims Sheen repeatedly punched the door in an attempt to get her out.

Now, sources tell TMZ that Anderson - whose real name is Christina Walsh and who also goes by Alexis Capri, Stella Costanza and Capri Nubiles - wants the state of Colorado to violate Sheen's parole because he allegedly held the "actress" against her will.

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Those looking to see Lindsay Lohan gettin' freaky-eaky-eaky in a three-way sex tape may be disappointed to learn that new reports of such a tape are bogus.

Well, we're sure a Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists somewhere, but not on the Facebook page teasing a "Lindsey [sic] Lohan Leaked THREEWAY on Camera."

A message on the social networking site's page boasting Firecrotch's romp continues, "Don't ask how i got this ... NO ONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS VIDEO."

Lindsay's Home

Believable as it would be, there's no Lindsay Lohan sex tape in play.

Sorry, but you won't be seeing Lindsay Lohan nude, save for the few dozen people who can conjure up memories. Instead, all you'll likely see is a virus.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ the actress is adamant no three-way sex tape exists. So, sorry guys/girls. Click on said Facebook post at your own risk.

NOTE: Follow THG on Facebook and you won't get a virus. Or a sex tape, but definitely no virus. Just 24/7/365 celebrity gossip news and updates.

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Justin Bieber is a natural beauty.

This comes as no shock to fans of the singer, but the editors of Brazilian teen magazine Star Todateen were forced to make such a statement this week in the face of questions about its cover shot of the cutie. They claim Photoshop was NOT used to create the following look:

Justin Bieber is single. Some young men out there might be interested in him based on this photo.

"We would like to say there was no change made in the area of the singer's eyes. We had a technical problem that darkens certain areas of the photo," the publishers wrote in a letter to The Huffington Post, adding:

"We also want to say that all of us find Justin very naturally beautiful. We'd never think it necessary to alter pictures of him. Natural beauty says it all, right?"

Sometimes. Rachael Leigh Cook would beg to differ over claims that this picture has not been altered.

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Nice try, Kelsey Grammer! You thought you could pull a fast one on ex-wife Camille and... well, you did. But she's on to you now!

The Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, who says she's grateful for her castmates, also says she thinks she knows why Kelsey pushed her to take part in the show: so he could get it on with Kayte Walsh.

Camille Grammer Playboy Cover

"Looking back, maybe he wanted to keep me preoccupied in California while he was off having his affair in New York," the ex-Playboy model told The New York Post, adding that she "really didn't want to do" the series.

Grammer also refers to herself as a "very private person." While we laugh at the absurdity of such a comment coming from a reality star, we can also report that Camille has lost a lot of respect for the father of her two kids.

"I don't respect what he did to me and my family. I am not happy with the way it went down. When I signed on, I didn't think I would be going through a divorce in the middle of a reality show... He was my best friend. I hope when the dust settles we can remain friends."

Unfamiliar with the Grammers' split? Don't worry. It will be covered in depth on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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