Michael Lohan: I'll Become a Drunk to See Lindsay!

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That douchenozzle Michael Lohan needs to get a clue.

Unable to pry himself away from cameras long enough to give his massive ego a rest and realize he's a terrible father his kid despises, he instead resorts to one ridiculous gimmick after another to get the attention of the media Lindsay Lohan.

His latest stunt? MiLo claims he's going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic - that way he can be near his little girl!

The Douche Store Called

THE DOUCHE STORE CALLEDThat they did, and the situation is serious. Guess what, Mike? They're runnin' low on YOU! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Michael Lohan, who Lindsay admits is the root of her problems, says he's willing to stage his own arrest if that's what it takes to get tabloids' Lindsay's attention.

He says he's going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission. If that attempt to see Lindsay fails, he's going to get drunk, then go back and make a scene.

Okay, he's an awful person and all, but we kind of hope that happens. This is a celeb gossip website, after all. That'd be pretty good as far as THG material goes.

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This is bull. I mean I don't like lindsay anymore then the world does but I think it's cruel for parents to use they're daughter and for the media to go along with it just to make money too. the media is no better then her parents considering they're BOTH making money off of her. It's people like her parents and the media and all that other shit that makes me really hate the world. GET A REAL JOB!

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MAYBE SHE NOT LIKE HER PAPA B/C HE IS LOVE YOUNG LADY 22-35 SO LINDSAY HATE MANS SHE GO WITH WOMEN THIS IS MAKE HER MIX IN HER LIFE BUT MAYBE SHE NEED GIVE HEM AND ALL HER FAMILY BIG CHANCE !LINDSAY STAY STRONG !

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I would love to Lohan and Goslin hook up.

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Maybe Mr. Lohan should consider going into the porn industry. He's not a bad looking guy. He just needs find his niche.

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Didn't he mean that he will become a drunk because of Lyndsay?