Michael Lohan: I'll Become a Drunk to See Lindsay!
That douchenozzle Michael Lohan needs to get a clue.
Unable to pry himself away from cameras long enough to give his massive ego a rest and realize he's a terrible father his kid despises, he instead resorts to one ridiculous gimmick after another to get the attention of the media Lindsay Lohan.
His latest stunt? MiLo claims he's going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic - that way he can be near his little girl!
THE DOUCHE STORE CALLED: That they did, and the situation is serious. Guess what, Mike? They're runnin' low on YOU! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Michael Lohan, who Lindsay admits is the root of her problems, says he's willing to stage his own arrest if that's what it takes to get tabloids' Lindsay's attention.
He says he's going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission. If that attempt to see Lindsay fails, he's going to get drunk, then go back and make a scene.
Okay, he's an awful person and all, but we kind of hope that happens. This is a celeb gossip website, after all. That'd be pretty good as far as THG material goes.
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October 18th, 2010 1:21 AM
This is bull. I mean I don't like lindsay anymore then the world does but I think it's cruel for parents to use they're daughter and for the media to go along with it just to make money too. the media is no better then her parents considering they're BOTH making money off of her. It's people like her parents and the media and all that other shit that makes me really hate the world. GET A REAL JOB!
October 17th, 2010 6:17 AM
Namaste,
W....w....w....w...wuhahahahahaha! It can't get any crazier over there. Can it? Hahaha, what a waste of......whatever with these people. It think they are going down in history ass the craziest family in showbizzland. Overtopping the Jacksons. Till the next hillbillie family shoes up and makes it big time in Hollywood Babylon. W....w....wuhahahahaha.
Meanwhile we will just have to wait untill the Lohans are extincted. In Hollywood Babylon that is not such hard thing to do. You only have to sacrafice your soul for fame fortune and glory. And go crazy afterwards.
Whaaaaaaah.......Eerie footsteps.....Strange sissing sounds and a wierd smell above in the attic. Do I have the guts to go there again? To sit and wobble in the old chair of grandma. Watching the old black and white television and waiting for the next breaking news of one dead Lindsay Lohan?
Michael Lohan, this is your conciousness speaking. Go buy a gun a do your thing. Do the whole world and including your
October 15th, 2010 4:33 PM
MAYBE SHE NOT LIKE HER PAPA B/C HE IS LOVE YOUNG LADY 22-35 SO LINDSAY HATE MANS SHE GO WITH WOMEN THIS IS MAKE HER MIX IN HER LIFE BUT MAYBE SHE NEED GIVE HEM AND ALL HER FAMILY BIG CHANCE !LINDSAY STAY STRONG !
October 15th, 2010 2:38 PM
I would love to Lohan and Goslin hook up.
October 15th, 2010 2:10 PM
Maybe Mr. Lohan should consider going into the porn industry. He's not a bad looking guy. He just needs find his niche.
October 15th, 2010 10:59 AM
Didn't he mean that he will become a drunk because of Lyndsay?
October 15th, 2010 10:25 AM
No one is perfect,but MiLo is a poor excuse as a wanna be father. Lindsay is a 24 year old woman who appears to be trying to get her **act together without the interferance of hanger ons and enablers. MiLo's claim to fame is his daughter,and he is addicted
to the attention that he receives while continuing to *play the role of concerned daddy. While Lindsay is in treatment, he needs to back away,and let the professional environment of rehab take its course.If he leaves her alone while she is trying to straighten out her life, he might begin to **earn her respect in the process. To continue going to the media with what should be a personal family matter, make *outsiders realize why she wants nothing to do with him,and his attention-getting antics.
P.S.
Being foolish by making negative threats about going off the wagon in order to get to see your daughter,only shows that you have loose screws,and need your own head examined,and to be kept far,far away from Lindsay who evidently is t