Those looking to see Lindsay Lohan gettin' freaky-eaky-eaky in a three-way sex tape may be disappointed to learn that new reports of such a tape are bogus.
Well, we're sure a Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists somewhere, but not on the Facebook page teasing a "Lindsey [sic] Lohan Leaked THREEWAY on Camera."
A message on the social networking site's page boasting Firecrotch's romp continues, "Don't ask how i got this ... NO ONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS VIDEO."
Believable as it would be, there's no Lindsay Lohan sex tape in play.
Sorry, but you won't be seeing Lindsay Lohan nude, save for the few dozen people who can conjure up memories. Instead, all you'll likely see is a virus.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ the actress is adamant no three-way sex tape exists. So, sorry guys/girls. Click on said Facebook post at your own risk.
NOTE: Follow THG on Facebook and you won't get a virus. Or a sex tape, but definitely no virus. Just 24/7/365 celebrity gossip news and updates.