Khloe Kardashian Fears Weight Gain, Motherhood

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Khloe Kardashian is not pregnant. In fact, despite what the tabloids may scream on their covers, no one in this attention-starved family is knocked up.

Still, Khloe has made it clear she wants a baby... as long as God is down with that, and as long as it doesn't interfere with her goal of becoming skinnier than most science class skeletons.

Speaking to Us Weekly last week, Kardashian outlined the three reasons why she's afraid to be pregnant. They included:

  1. "I'm scared of gaining weight and not being able to lose it after."
  2. "I'm scared of the epidural needle in my back!"
  3. "Mason is so good, he never cries! I don't think that could happen twice in the family!"

In other words: Khloe is afraid of what a pregnancy would do to her body; of the pain of child birth; and of having a well-behaved child. That makes her... just like every other potential mother on the planet.

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

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Khloe Kardashian Quotes

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

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