Khloe Kardashian is not pregnant. In fact, despite what the tabloids may scream on their covers, no one in this attention-starved family is knocked up.
Still, Khloe has made it clear she wants a baby... as long as God is down with that, and as long as it doesn't interfere with her goal of becoming skinnier than most science class skeletons.
Speaking to Us Weekly last week, Kardashian outlined the three reasons why she's afraid to be pregnant. They included:
- "I'm scared of gaining weight and not being able to lose it after."
- "I'm scared of the epidural needle in my back!"
- "Mason is so good, he never cries! I don't think that could happen twice in the family!"
In other words: Khloe is afraid of what a pregnancy would do to her body; of the pain of child birth; and of having a well-behaved child. That makes her... just like every other potential mother on the planet.