That isn't the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn't even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.
Instead, it's the age Kim turns today.
Indeed, the reality star started to celebrate the big day last week, attending parties in her honor on back-to-back nights in Las Vegas and New York City. She then received a date with a douchebag as an early present.