Happy 30th Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

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That isn't the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn't even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.

Instead, it's the age Kim turns today.

Indeed, the reality star started to celebrate the big day last week, attending parties in her honor on back-to-back nights in Las Vegas and New York City. She then received a date with a douchebag as an early present.

The Hollywood Gossip would like to wish one of our most polarizing figures a very happy birthday, we'd like to encourage readers to send Kim a message and we'd like to honor her huge boobs with the following montage:
Another Birthday Party
Ks in Vegas
Naked Again
Presented with a Present
Bowling with Breasts
Cheers from Germany!
Fuzzy Hat
Old Playboy Pic
Buy My Fragrance!
Allure Pic
Skin Tight and Sexy

She has had her nose narrowed too much. The lips are overplumped up with fillers. The boobs as mostrous, and so is the bum. Completely plastic looking. Her sister Khloe at this stage even looks better than her - at least Khloe is natural.


She is an overinflated female Michael Jackson lookalike. Should never have had the plastic surgery.


Does anyone know the movie Soylent Green from 1973? Wish that would happen to KK now that she is 30.


Now that she's past her expiration date she'll go away now.


Happy 30th B-day

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]