We wonder if the name Douchebag Designs is taken. Or, perhaps, Baby Daddy Duds. Don't worry, Scott Disick, we'll think of something.
At Us Weekly's Most Stylish New Yorkers party in NYC on Monday night, Disick (one of the honorees... seriously!) said he is planning his "own clothing line that will probably be out by 2011."
"It will have everything from shoes to clothing to cuff links to accessories," he told E! News.
Seriously, who wouldn't want to look like Scott Disick?
It's safe to assume Disick will take pointers from Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian on how to pretend as though you actually play any role in a company. No wonder Scott has stuck around this family.
The second biggest douchebag in Hollywood (you still have the title, John Mayer) already has one young model at home. Referring to son Mason, he said: "I've had him a few suits made... pinstripe, three piece. He's pretty stylish for a nine-month-old child."
Watch Disick discuss his fashionable plans in the interview below.