Dear John Mayer: You Suck. XOXO, Taylor Swift

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In "Back to December," Taylor Swift pretty clearly apologizes to Taylor Lautner.

In "Dear John," - another single off Swift's upcoming album, "Speak Now" - the singer even more clearly raises a giant middle finger to John Mayer.

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A few months ago, the douchebag of an artist appeared to brag about hooking up with Swift. A witness even described the pair looking cozy during a night out together.

We have no idea what went down between these two, but consider that Taylor said of her new album "every single song is like a roadmap to what [a] relationship stood for;" consider the title in question; and consider the following lyrics and then decide for yourself if this is meant for John Mayer...

Dear John/I see it all now that you're gone/Don't you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should've known.

It was wrong/Don't you think nineteen's too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.

Sounds like a Swift kick to the gut, doesn't it? Way to go, T. Swizzle!

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Oh God! Is she going to write one of her teenybopper songs about every douchebag she meets. If she was with John Mayer, she is not the innocent girl she claims to be. So now she's going to publically diss men, in her songs, for attention, (Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Kayne West). I was never a fan of Taylors and I never will be, but an album full of songs about how men have hurt her is just too much. Quit playing the victim Taylor. You are old enough to know better.

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Awh (: This made me cry when she was like "the girl in the dress cried the whole way home"
and, she couldn't help falling for him. I mean seriously, you can't control those types of things. Haven't you ever been played by someone who you knew in the back of your mind was going to play you but you just hoped that somewhere, deep inside of him, he wouldn't be like that, so you stuck around for that guy but you never got to see that side of him? That's what this song is about. For those girls who knew better, but still stuck around.

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John rocks! Taylor it is you that sucks.

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I am very surprise that taylor swift would fall for John Mayer's sweet lines after reading about his hollywood affairs. Most of his relationships have been flings, but when a man continue going back to the same women (Jennifer Aniston)after each fling that should tell you something.Taylor swift what made you think you could compete with that. Don't you read the fine print. Those two been off and on since when.why would you put your self in that situation.A man can only go as far as a women will let him. It is your fault and yours alone. I have no pity for you. o Just chalk it up as a bad experience and move on. How dare you sing about it.You might as well tell the whole world.So what does that make you? You are lucky that he didn't talk about you.

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Really Taylor? Sweetie I think ur old enough to know who and who not to date. Playing a victim is ver pathetic sweetheart. You need to get over youself and do something better with ur life. Stop with wanting all of the attention, It's not cute and nobody wants to hear it! :)

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I'm concerned that John Mayer may go after Miley Cyrus (when she turns 18 yrs old) and the same thing that happened to Taylor Swift will happen to Miley's innocence.

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haha. NIIICE, TAYLOR!

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Ok she's 19. She's old enough to know she shouldn't be dating a 36 year old man. Ecspecially with everything Mayer has said and done being plastered all over the news. She had to know what kind of guy he was. I'm just saying.

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Fuck John Mayer. He stole this girl's spark. Taylor Swift hasnt acted the same in months. She's changed and its all because of this dickbag. He even deleted his twitter to avoid the backlash from mutual fans of the two. He hurt America's sweetheart, fans are going to be pissed. So not only is this guy a huge douche, he's also a giant pussy.

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