Coming Soon: A Snooki Dating Show

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Snooki has made it clear what sort of man she's after: a nice, tan, gorilla juicehead nympho.

In the near future, we'll get to watch the Jersey Shore star select just such a caller, as sources say she's signed on to anchor her very own dating show!

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"They are set to make the big announcement any day now," an insider told In Touch Weekly of the planned MTV series, which would feature cameos by JWoww and a few ex-boyfriends, the latter of whom would serve as consultants.

No premiere date has been announced, nor a title been given to the program. But allow THG to offer our assistance with the latter. Which of the following do you like best?

  • A Shot at Love... and Then Like 15 Shots of Booze
  • The Fatchelor
  • Who Wants Syphilis?
  • Fist Pump or Get Dumped

Chime in now with your best Snooki dating show titles!

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would i date her? do i want crabs?

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OMG SNOOKIN FOR LOVE

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she is fat.. her waist is always looking so damn thick.. it disgusts me

Tracey-dragon

The perfect name..."Snookin for Love"

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Who Wants Syphilis?
:L:L Love it!

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Oh HELL! What a SHANK!!! Maybe a dinkey would date her...

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OH HELL. What a shank!!! Maybe a donkey would date her.

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i agreee and i love her sooo much

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soooo many guys would date her....i hope she follows her heart

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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