Coming Soon: A Snooki Dating Show

by at .

Snooki has made it clear what sort of man she's after: a nice, tan, gorilla juicehead nympho.

Tags:

From Around the Web

    More From The Hollywood Gossip

    Snooki-is-pregnant-again

    Snooki: Pregnant with Baby #2!

    Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is pregnant with her second child, the former Jersey Shore star has confirmed.
    Racy-jennette-mccurdy-picture

    13 Celebrities Who Can Relate to Jennette McCurdy: We've Seen Them Naked!

    Jennette McCurdy is not alone. Many famous faces/bodies have had their birthday suits go viral.
    Snooki-pregnant-again

    Snooki: Pregnant with Second Child?!

    Snooki is reportedly pregnant with her second child. She hasn't confirmed it, but it would certainly give her somthing to talk about on her book tour.
    Snooki-at-the-vmas

    Snooki On "Party Girl" Past: I Was Never an Alcoholic!

    Snooki talked about her past and how motherhood has changed her. See what she had to say now!

    19 Comments New Comment Subscribe

    Avatar

    umm...i think snooki is very fun to be around. i cant believe the horrible things you say about her. she is curvy but there is no way u can call her obese! not even close. back up. let her be.

    Avatar

    i'm sorry, but anyone saying she is "curvy" is out of their damn mind. christina henricks is curvy. snooki is borderline obese. she is not attractive in any way, shape or form. physically she is disgusting and she has a hideous personality. she is a complete imbecile and she has an obvious drinking problem. she has no redeeming qualities other than that people like to laugh at her.

    Avatar

    Wow. Intense haters. soo unnecessary.

    Avatar

    umm . snooki is fucknn HAWT;* &Cute ? ! Any Guy Wouldd Love Her, You People Are Hating Real Hard, Lmao . Cause She's Getttn A TV Show ? Hop off . & givee her props . ! Thankksx . :)

    Avatar

    Snooki Rules!! Who Gives A Shit If She Is Curvy... Not everyone in the world needs to be size zero.. SIZE ZERO LOOKS FUCKING DISGUSTING MORE LIKE!! Who wants a bag of bones, when you can have a real women!! Lovee The Snooks! x

    Avatar

    I dont know of any human claiming to be a female more revolting than this pig. Am I guilty of watching her on the MTV show? Yes. she is just like a bad car accident you cant help but to look at. I doubt she will be alive in 10 years from now when she will weigh 300 lbs.

    Avatar

    snooki use to be soo skinny i don't know how someone can get hella fat so quickly.. i mean everyone gains weight here and there.. but damn snooki you exploded!

    Avatar

    gross! i don't know why people i encounter love this chick so much! ewww.

    Amu

    what's with her hair?

    Avatar

    Seperated at birth from "Cousin Itt" of the Addams Family.




    You are posting as a guest. To post as a user, please Sign In or Register