What drunken, half-naked, prostitute and cocaine-based New York City hotel escapade?!?
In a couple days, it will seem like such an incident never took place for Charlie Sheen, as sources confirm the actor is simply headed back to work this week.
"Charlie will be working this week doing a cameo role, playing himself, in a small movie as a favor to a friend and has every intention of going back to work on Two and a Half Men on Tuesday," his manager Mark Burg told People. "He's looking forward to working."
Charlie Sheen gives new meaning to the nickname Wild Thing...
Sheen was released from the hospital yesterday afternoon, hours after police responded to a call from a frightened hooked who locked herself in the bathroom because the allegedly high actor went berzerk in the face of a lost wallet. Cops found Sheen passed out in bed.
Oh, and his two daughter were staying next door.
Note to readers: if you won't stop watching Sheen's sitcom because it's painfully unfunny, perhaps you'll stop watching it to send a message to someone who clearly needs help.