Capri Anderson has been identified as the woman at the center of this week's Charlie Sheen scandal.
But the 22-year old - who met Sheen in the Plaza hotel bar Monday, went out to dinner with him and a few friends that night, and then called security early the next morning because the actor went on an alcohol and drug-fueled rage over a missing watch - wants to make one thing clear:
She isn't a prostitute. She's a porn star.
With Capri Anderson, the Two and a Half Men star was reportedly a one and a half minute man.
Sources close to the star of Seduced By A Real Lesbian #8 told TMZ their friend was "extremely afraid" of Sheen prior to locking herself in a bathroom around 2 a.m. Tuesday.
That was a major contrast from earlier in the evening, when a tourist staying in the room opposite the actor said she heard "happy noises, love-making" from his suite, but "they didn't go on for too long," she said to The New York Daily News.
Ouch. Sorry, Charlie.Sheen is two months removed from rehab and still on probation for attacking Brooke Mueller in December 2009. He was taken to a Manhattan hospital for psychiatric evaluation after the hotel's front desk called 911 at Anderson's behest on Tuesday.
He was released later that day and is said to be returning to work this week.
"Oh man, I'm fine," Sheen his texted from Los Angeles yesterday. Thank goodness, too. We've just been so worried about him.