Audrina Patridge's Drunk Mom Goes Off on Dancing With the Stars, Lauren Conrad

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It came as a major shock and she totally deserved better, but Audrina Patridge took her Dancing With the Stars elimination Tuesday night in classy stride.

Her mom Lynn? Not so much.

After the results show, the Patridges hit up L.A. hotspot Beso for dinner. Many glasses of wine later, Lynn went outside to speak to the paparazzi.

"Audrina is going to f---ing rise," insisted her mom, as a friend tried to corral her. "She's got class. You know why? She's a Polish, Catholic, f--king full-on Italian."

"Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a s--t. It's all American!"

Indeed.

Lynn, who will appear on her daughter's new reality show on VH1, then called out Audrina's former Hills cast members, specifically Lauren Conrad.

"We're going to f---ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy a-- little fashion s--t," she promises. "That bitch wants to bring it on? Let's go!"

How LC got caught up in this, we can't say. Neither can Lynn, as she doesn't "usually" drink, and Audrina "would be so pissed I'm talking to you idiots."

So what made Lynn finally open up?

"I've had it. I've been a celebrity mom eight years through Hills bulls--t, but Audrina's going to the next level, baby," she said. "F---ing Hills girls - Hills tramps! My baby's a star! She's the only one that has some class and I don't give a f--k about it."

Well, she loves her little girl. That much you cannot deny.

No word if VH1 has rescinded Audrina's new show yet.

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Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente