Tiger Woods Takes Out $54M Florida Home Loan
The Florida real estate market is so bad, many homeowners are drowning in debt, facing short sales, foreclosure or renting out places they cannot sell.
Tiger Woods does not have this problem.
Proving that even a recession, sordid sex scandal and nine-figure divorce cannot derail him, dude just took out a Florida home loan: For $54.5 million.
Tiger's mansion on Florida's Jupiter Island will be cooler than your place.
In legal documents filed in Martin County just last week, when Tiger finalized his divorce from Elin Nordegren, the 34-year-old lists himself as a "single man."
Tiger's estate will include a tennis court, oxygen therapy room, multiple pools and a state-of-the-art fitness center. And lots of privacy - he's big on that!
Woods also agrees to pay back the gargantuan loan for the mammoth, three-acre property by January 15, 2016, or at the rate of about $10 million a year.
Somewhere, a Florida home loan lender is hoping Tiger, who's winless on the season, gets his frickin' game in gear ASAP. Better work on your putting, dog.
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October 12th, 2010 1:55 AM
Im sorry Tiger your wife's image beat that blond girlfriend of yours on mind poppers with a classy breeze "Crosby,Stills ,nd Nash" and we know my issue on my poppers was to get pooble poop at Ruths Chris steakhouse "yea straight up" to a steak Ty! heey everythings clear now alot of people have issues some are important some are just move on.Now for some comedy hey Spencer Pratt! how are you!
October 10th, 2010 8:34 PM
Alright theres a comedy stretch,they say Rory Mcanroy and I's soul belongs to Pandera with those old school Hams "hey people follow us" oh Rory and I just have to go in there and yell sometimes come here!!
September 5th, 2010 9:58 AM
He is a great person and now he can live free from all the people that have to stay home with their old wives. I wish the best for him and hope that he makes lots of money and has more good sex then ever before. Go Tiger :))
September 3rd, 2010 8:00 PM
Tiger Woods is not a changed man as he claims! He is a liar and a hypocrite. Tiger is a very troubled man with serious issues and he will never change! I am so glad that Elin Nordegren and the children are finally free from Tiger’s bad influence and away from his sordidness. I commend Elin for her wise decision, for being a caring and loving mother and for her great courage, dignity and class during this horrid period in her life. It is great that Elin is moving on with her life taking care of herself and her children and looking forward to enjoy life again and a bright and happy future! I think that Tiger’s future will be tragic, because he will not escape KARMA!!!
September 2nd, 2010 10:09 PM
He's as ugly as sin. Only a whore would be attracted to him (his money).
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September 2nd, 2010 9:47 AM
no matter how much he spends,it does not justify what he did instead he should use that money to better use.
September 2nd, 2010 8:43 AM
This is how the BIG FALL into bankruptcy begins. Why on EARTH would someone with HIS great wealth take out a MORTGAGE??? The major goal of my mine and my husband's is to have our home paid for so that there will never be any danger of losing our home. NOBODY, I don't care WHO they think they are NEEDS a 54 MILLION dollar home. His illusions of grandeur are truly staggering. Elin made the right move to move on. He needs to have a long talk with Nicholas Cage.