THG Kaption Kontest: Kim at Oktoberfest!

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When you've got Kim Kardashian posing for her daily photo op in Germany to promote next month's celebration of all things beer, that means only one thing:

Once again, Special K is the subject of THG's Caption Contest.

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Submit your best caption(s) for the Oktoberfest photo below and win! We'll announce the winner tomorrow! Click "Comments" and leave as many as you like:


I can't give "this" stuff away.


"Could someone please tell me where to put these?"


...Well, it only seemed like a natural career move. Swiss Colony was hiring, and I AM used to giving away free samples...


See this proves it! My career is bigger than Danielle Staub's.


Communion Anyone?




Wow, Kraft Services knew I was on set.


I hope this giant pretzel goes to my chest rather than my thighs.


Bavarian Beer Babe, or is that Sleezy Sausage Slut?


"Wait a minute. No one told me I would have to wear clothes for this shoot."

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]