THG Kaption Kontest: Kim at Oktoberfest!

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When you've got Kim Kardashian posing for her daily photo op in Germany to promote next month's celebration of all things beer, that means only one thing:

Once again, Special K is the subject of THG's Caption Contest.

Yummy Snack

Submit your best caption(s) for the Oktoberfest photo below and win! We'll announce the winner tomorrow! Click "Comments" and leave as many as you like:


YES, it is true. I am desparate.


"Hey wait a minute. When you said Bavaria ... I thought you said BEAR IT ALL."


...Who says vaginal warts are a bad thing? Brewed just right and ideal for pretzel toppings.


Sure I have big boobs. But my career blunders are bigger!~


Some people call me squishy...or is that sleezy?


Back away from my beer and salty snack. Mine. I only share my vaga for free.


...has anyone seen my brain?


"Yes, it is true." "I look better after a few of these."


"Oh come on guys..." "What do I have to do to get white guys to date me?"


What do you mean, "Is there penicillin in this beer?"

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]