THG Kaption Kontest: Kim at Oktoberfest!

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When you've got Kim Kardashian posing for her daily photo op in Germany to promote next month's celebration of all things beer, that means only one thing:

Once again, Special K is the subject of THG's Caption Contest.

Yummy Snack

Submit your best caption(s) for the Oktoberfest photo below and win! We'll announce the winner tomorrow! Click "Comments" and leave as many as you like:


WOW! This pretzel and beer are super-sized like Khloe!


Hey, at least inmates are watching your sucky show~


Wow wouldn't love the Deutsche. Just look at the size of their yummies!


GMA called, apparently during your last on-air interview your vagina swallowed one of the decorative pillows while sitting on the couch. They want it back.


Celebrate! Even though my bio-dad was an educated man, me and my siblings have shunned higher education for wife beaters, dark meat and cellulite. My bio-Mom is a media whore and my step-dad, Bruce is turning into a vagina right before my eyes. Let's party!!!!!


Do the world a favor...please kill yourself..xoxo


All joking aside, Kim you are a joke. Love Bruce and Mom.


What do you mean I look Jewish...I am trying to look slutty?

Avatar Mom.


Kim you suck and I hate you. Your agent!

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]