Who would not want to be like Shannen Doherty?
The actress has been engaged three times and married twice, once to the same man who boned Paris Hilton on video. She's also left a pair of TV shows on bad terms with her co-stars and was the first person eliminated from Dancing with the Stars last season.
With all this in mind, it's safe to assume Shannen Doherty Badass: A Hard-Earned Guide to Living Life With Style and (The Right) Attitude will go flying off the shelves when it comes out.
Among the lessons this Z-lister imparts in the memoir's pages:On being a Badass: “Becoming a Badass has given me the ability to break free of my insecurities. Becoming a Badass has given me the confidence to live my life in full authenticity."
Rules for stalking: "Never, never go in your own car or a car he knows well. Borrow your friends’ car and be polite and considerate and pay for the gas.”
On relationships: “I wasted a lot of time in my twenties. Not that I didn’t have a great time and great loves... I won’t burden you with the details about my two relatively brief and tabloid-worthy marriages – the first to Ashley Hamilton (George and Alana Hamilton’s son), and the second to Rick Solomon (who, after we split, went on to become legendary for unleashing the Paris Hilton sex tapes on the world).
"When it comes to Rick, I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t love him. I did love him. And he provided a lot of great things for me during our relationship, especially humor. He was great at making me laugh, and we had some good times. But, my God, they sure didn’t equal the bad times.”